BARNEY GOES TO THE MALL!

BARNEY GOES TO THE MALLLLLLL YAYAY

If you read the description, you know that I was really high on sugar as I wrote this. Well have fun reading it. This story may be a little too weird but whatever...

IN THIS STORY, WE ARE GOING TO LEARN ABOUT BARNEYS TRIP TO THE MALL KIDS SO GET READY TO LEARN!!!

Once there was a guy named Barney the dinosaur. Barney the dinosaur decided to go to the mall cause he needed to buy some knifes to give to his wife Po. He also had to buy cheese. So when he got to the mall, he found an old lady by the door. The old lady stared at Barney, and Barney was scared.

"Maiiii naaiiiiime is theLegend97." she said.

"Nope," said Barney, and so he left theLegend97 alone to rot and die.

Barney walked into the mall and he saw a booth. There was a man there, who appeared to be bald. That is because he was bald. That guy's name was Max.

"Wanted to buy some sporks?" He said. "They are bad for your health!"

Barney thought this was a good sales pitch so he bought 1,729 sporks. He was pleased with his purchase. So pleased that he gave Max a tip. That tip was a dead corgitubby. (Just so you know, a corgitubby is a hideous/slightly adorable being that is half telletubby and half corgi.)

Then Barney went along and he found a store. That store was called "DONT BUY OUR STUFF OR USKIEHETEYDIIFTIDGIFGIOGFFYITIDFY"

Barney thought this sounded like an interesting store so he went inside. When he walked inside, there were two pirates. One was named CAPTAIIIIN IANN. And the other one was YARRR KATHLEENNN.

"Yarrr don't buy our booty!" Said CAPTAIIIIN IANN

Barney looked around and saw what they were selling. The stuff they were selling in the store were a bunch of corpses. They were corpses of every creature possible. Barney was happy.

"Ok I won't buy your stuff I will STEAL IT!" said Barney and so he grabbed a giant trash bag and stuffed all the corpses in the store in it.

"We be FINE with that me hearties!" Said YARRR KATHLEENNN

"Yeah fam AAAARRRRGGGHHH!" Said CAPTAIIIIN IANN.

Then Barney left the mall to put his sporks and corpses in his van.

Then Barney went back into the mall and he found some more nice things to buy. He saw a nice store called "Victoria's secret." He was automatically disturbed by the amount of underwear in there. And the underwear models. So what he did was he took a torch and he burned it. Rip. The store was dead and there were firefighters and police everywhere. That was not good. But the firefighters and police they sent were all clones of a very great guy named Robbie Rotten so yeah they didn't care to chase after Barney. Instead, they sang WE ARE NUMBER ONE! While they threw burning underwear everywhere.

Anyways when Barney left Victoria's secret he found another store.

The store was a very amazin store cause it was called THE STORE. Barney went into the store and saw that the store sold absolutely nothing. The guy that worked there was Aiden. Aiden looked at Barney funny so what Barney did was that he ate Aiden and then Aiden was dead. That's too bad for him.

Barney decided to go to another store. He went to this one place he found called Macy's. Barney went inside and saw clothes. "Nah I don't need clothes," said Barney. The person that worked there was Amanderp. Amanderp saw that Barney wasn't wearing clothes so she took a taser and tased Barney. Barney was now unconscious and asleep.

When Barney woke up he found himself in the mall fountain. Surrounding the fountain were a bunch of little kids literally chucking coins into the fountain. Barney was allergic to coins so he had an allergic reaction. His face was turning greeen and he looked even more disgusting than he already did. He jumped out of the fountain and runned into some random store. Inside that store was body pillows of anime characters. He found theLegend97 in there looking at body pillows of Caillou.

TheLegend97 looked into Barney's eyes. Barney said "nope" and he left the store. Barney was still having an allergic reaction so he went to this spa place. At the spa place, there was this girl named Hailey.

"GIDEZGICCUGXOFIIDGIF" said Hailey. "XTDIOHUFOPYRPRYRYOYEOYDOYOETOEWTOITWOETTKSSKYTSI."

Barney did not understand this strange language of the ancient times. Then he realized Hailey was uttering a chant. A black shadowy figures emerged from the corner of the spa. The shadowy figure was Stephanie.

Stephanie's spoopieness scared the sheep out of Barney so he ran to his van, and drove away. When he got home, he met his wife, Po.

"Did you buy the cheese and knives?" She asked.

"Nope. But I got some other stuf..."

Just then Po sucked the soul out of Barney. Barney was dead. Then she went to the car and ate all of the dead corpses, and all 1,729 sporks.

THE END I HOPE YOU LIKED THIS LIT STORY.

THE LESSON WAS THAT PO IS SUPERIOR TO BARNEY!!

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This is my first story I am uploading... and it is really retarded... but just you wait until I upload the time wasting story... its going to be great.