A lot of shots later
I turned to see that Lafs car was gone and I was way to drunk to drive. John handled his drinking well so he'd be a better driver.
"Can anyone give me a ride home?" I said slurring a bit
Alexander was asleep and Herc was way to drunk
"I can hot stuff" he said winking
We stumbled into the car.
JOHNS POV
I drove home carefully.
I opened to see she was asleep. So I picked her up bridal style. She woke up and yawned.
"Hey your hairs poofy, but not as poofy as Laffy Taffys."
I laughed "Whose that?"
"Lafayette silly!"
"Whaaat. Lafayette never brought a chic to his house before."
"He brought me!" She giggled
I sighed I put her in my room and I went to change and sleep on the couch.
"John, Bohn, Don, Fawn" I heard her rhyming my name to things I laughed a little.
"JOHNNY BONNY!"
She screeched
I jumped and ran to her room.
"WHAT?!"
"There's a tuuurtttee!"
"What's a turte?" I chuckled
She pointed to my turtle
"That's a turtle not a turte!" I laughed
"No it's a tortle"
I chuckled
"Can I touch it?!"
She said
I nodded as I grabbed the turtle out of its
Tank and sat on the side of the bed
She climbed on my back like she was going for a piggy back ride and leaned over my shoulder to see it.
I felt her touch my hair.
When she was done doing whatever she was doing with my hair. She finally sighed and petted the turtle. She fell asleep after I put it away I went to go look in the mirror to see what she did with my hair for those many hours. When I saw what she said I Almost yelled. SHE BRAIDED IT INTO TINY PIECES!!
"Shit" I laughed
