Yandere ➸ Vhope

~32~

Hoseok and Taehyung walked through the door laughing like a bunch of crazy people. They were both drunk as hell and could barely stand up straight. When they went into the bedroom, Namjoon and Jin were sitting there with their arms folded.

"Where were you?"

Taehyung tried to run away but tripped over his own foot and fell onto the floor. "We were just having fun~" he sang. Hoseok laid on the floor beside him and started chanting "Snow angels! Lets make snow angels!"

Namjoon picked up the two drunken men from the floor and sat them on the bed. "What did you two do?" he asked. "Yeah. And why do you smell like sex and alcohol?" Jin chimed in.

Hoseok was the first to speak up. "Well we went to a party. We danced, I got rid of Taehyung's boner, and drank a lot of punch. Oh, and we ate a lot of those weird tasting brownies."

Jin's eyes widened. "You did what?!" he shouted. "Namjoon, please tell me I'm dreaming. This is not happening right now." Namjoon placed a hand on his shoulder. "My lovely Jin, this is actually happening. Our children are no longer children. Oh no, they are kinky adults."

Jin dramatically fell to his knees. "NOOOO...MY POOR BABIES. WHY IS THE WORLD SUCH A COLD, COLD PLACE. Babe, hand me a tissue." He whispered the last part. Namjoon grabbed a tissue from his pocket and handed it to him.

"We're sorry hyung. We didn't know we would hurt your feelings" Taehyung said sadly. Jin 'blew his nose' and flung the tissue somewhere. "This behavior is absolutely unacceptable. You two are in big trouble now."

"No. I don't want to be in trouble" Hoseok cried. "I thought I was a good boy. Tae said it himself..." Namjoon wanted to laugh at how silly this whole thing was. "You don't want to be in trouble? Hm. The only way you won't be in trouble is if you apologize to us. I thought we taught you better" Jin said, struggling to stay in character.

"We're sorry mom. Sorry dad" Taehyung said with teary eyes. "Yeah, we're sorry" said Hoseok. Jin opened his arms and the two quickly hugged him. Namjoon face palmed at how ridiculous this plan was. "Jinnie, don't you think this is too far?"

Jin shook his head. "Be quiet. We're having a bonding moment right now."

***

Hoseok was the first to wake up and he knew that he definitely had a hangover. His head was pounding and he felt really nauseous. He quickly hopped up from the bed and sprinted to the bathroom. He knelt down and hovered over the bowl. Not too long after, he threw up.

"What happened last night?" he thought as he seated himself on the floor. Hoseok played with his fingernails as he tried to recall something from the previous night. "I remember meeting Taehyung...then we kissed..then we went to a party. That's obviously why I have a hangover" he spoke in his head.

|Hoseok|

What else did we do at that party? All I can remember is that we drank punch and ate brownies. I think Taehyung said they were pot brownies. I don't know what that is but it doesn't sound like a good thing.

Wait, I also think that I gave Taehyung a...yeah.

How did I do that though?

And how did he get rid if it?

"Hobi~" I heard him call out. Taehyung came into the bathroom, hair disheveled and lips a bit swollen. His neck was also covered in multiple hickeys.

"Good morning sunshine~" he sang in his groggy morning voice. "Morning" I greeted warmly. Taehyung planted a kiss on my forehead and that's when I remembered everything.