C H A P T E R 4
Song : Whoa - Paramore -
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Leslie and I got to English one minute before the bell rang. I went to me seat only to be poked with a pencil. I turned around and saw Robert.
Robert has had a crush every since elementary. Wow, I think I should be amazed! Not. Robert or Rebert is a perverted little freak. Like one time I was at my locker and out of nowhere, he was grinding behind me which is an unpleasant feeling.
"What do you want, Rebert?"
"Um, I have to ask you a question." He said.
"And the question would be...?"
"Will you go out with me?"
Ewww! Rebert? No way Jose!
"Uh, sorry, I can't."
"Why?"
"Because," I looked around the room and so Logan. Ew, Logan? Fine, Logan. "I'm going out with Logan."
"Who?"
"Logan. The new guy, Right there," I pointed at Logan.
I think he just started laughing.
"Oh. Okay, sorry for asking." Rebert actually looked sad. I felt sorry for him. Whoa! Being sorry for REBERT!? Not gonna happen in a million bajillon years!
-A/N: That B word is Ba-jill-e-an-
"It's okay, Rebert," I soothed him.
"My name is not REBERT! It's ROBERT!" He yelled.
"Robert! No yelling in class!" Mrs. Hanney said.
Class already started? Wow, I'm zoning at already. That's not right, Lacey!
After class, Leslie and I headed straight for lunch. Yay, lunch! I hope they have lasagna! Lasagna is YUMMY!
Leslie and I got out tray of food and went to our epic table. I call it the ET because it's epic in my opinion. It's be the big fat window and we can see EVERYTHING! And when I mean EVERYTHING I mean EVERYTHING! We onetime saw an old man bobbing his head to what seemed like Justin Bieber. Justin Bieber! THAT was an awesome moment.
"Laser-pants and Lacey-pants have arrived!" I yelled.
It's weird. At lunch I go all crazy for some odd reason. Oh my Gosh! I LOVE the word ODD! It's so awesome and unique in its own ODD way! Haha, get it? Wow, I'm stupid sometimes. Why do I keep talking in my head? It's like a party in there! A TALKING party! I should be invited because it's MY head.
"Hey, Laser-pants and Lacey-pants," Reese laughed.
"Yay someone likes the nicknames that I gave us," I yelled.
"You're welcome." She said.
As we ate our lunch, I noticed Logan go sit with the popular kids or as I call them, the preps. What's he doing there? Well at least he isn't bothering me!
"So, Lacey-pants," Will started, "I hear that you and Logan are going out."
I spit out my apple juice.
"We're WHAT!?!! Who told you? What the hell, I 'm gonna kill them! I swear!"
"Robert told me."
"Oh my God! I was just kidding! He asked me to go out with him and I said me and Logan are 'going out'."
"Oh, okay. Robert's over there with his friends, if you're wondering." He said.
"Thanks."
I got up and ran to Rebert who laughing like a monkey with his friends. When he saw me, he froze.
"Robert! Why the hell did you tell people that I'm dating Logan!?"
"That's what you said," He replied.
"I was lying because I don't want to go out with you!"
"Well, you COULD'VE just TOLD me that!"
"It's because I didn't want to hurt your stupid feelings!" I turned away from him and went back to the table.
"SO, did you kick his ass?" Grant asked.
"NO!" I yelled.
"Well, Sah-ree!"
"It's OKAY!"
"WOW, you have anger problems, babe," Logan said from behind me.
"I am NOT your babe!"
"Well, that's what everyone else is saying. So I guess we're a couple now. Bye, sweet cheeks!" He turned away, obviously grinning.
"God! I hate that guy's guts!"
Finally, school was over! That was longest day ever! I went over to the soccer field and sat down on the bleachers. The soccer field was right next to the football field. Actually, It's a part of the football field so it's a soccerball field. Haha, I'm SO creative!
I saw Alex playing golly. Haha, he has to play golly. I'm usually outfield because I'm great at soccer. I don't play on a team because I'm too lazy to go and stay after school for about 2 hours. That's not me at all.
Alex waved at me and I stuck my tongue out. We have this weird hello and goodbye thing. He waves and I usually stick my tongue out or wink. We're crazy like that.
We finally left school. Alex rambled on about how he likes this girl and how he thinks that he's going to be team soccer captain. I was zoned out by then. When we got to the house, I saw a red Mercedes in MY spot. Who the hell would do that? I ran to the door, unlocked it and saw Logan and Veronica making out on the couch intensely. I think my eyes just died.
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