So I was talking to Calum about my arch nisis Emma gale. She's a bitch. Yep I said it I said it cause I can.
Her hair bothers the shut out of me. Her ticking lip gloss. Is just urg.
"We'll that's stinky" said Calum. He always know how to cheer me up. "Ice cream?" He asked.
"I'm lactose intolerant" I screamed as I stormed out of the room. Dammit our first fight. Poor me. I decided to write him a poem about my feelings. Here is the rough draft:
Sun rises on the prairie
But not in my heart
Lactose makes me fart
So please can we get a fruit tart instead
Beautiful I thought to myself as I printed it out and put it in a hand made envelope. Now I had to figure out how to get it to him. I know! I will go to his house at 2 a.m. And put it in his mailbox. Romantic I know.
The next morning I slept in too late so I decided to just go at lunch. As I went to the mailbox there was a women putting other mail in it!!! She had a while truck and a fancy uniform. Is Calum cheating on me?!?!?!?!?
I stormed up to his door and opened it. He was inside feeding his dog. "Hello baby" he said sexily
"You're a lil bitch" I said. "Some girl just gave you mail!!"
"Da mail lady?" He asked.
Wtf mailmen are guys. I knew it was a lie.
"We're through" I said.
I can't believe he's cheating on me after a whole 2 days. That's a whole 48 hours. I should've known better boys can never be trusted. Unless they can. Touché. As I stormed out the door and onto my motorized scooter I thought about all the memories we shared. I was sad, so I drove to baskin robins and bought the who store out. After eating ice cream for 5 hours I looked in the mirror and noticed I became fat.
" stupid ice cream" I thought out loud. Out of all the people to make fat it chose me. I was a victim of fatness. So I went to the gym. Whilst there I met a boy named Luke Hemings. He was jogging in place outside of the gym because he was poor and couldn't afford a gym membership. How are you kind sir I asked. "Why are you talking to me?" He replied. Already our relationship was off to a good start. But then Calum came rushing out of a taxi towards me and we made out in the rain. Sorry luke I'm taken" I hollared. But I ain't no holla back girlllllllllll. "Please stop talking to me" Luke said as he ran away. "Who needs him" I thought to myself"
