He's such a terrible person I thought to myself. why the frickle frackle would someone just do that like wtf man. I'm done with people I thought to myself so I decided to buy one plane ticket to a deserted island so I could be away from all the drama that was Calum hood. when I booked my flight with kayak.com I realized I was still poor and needed to get the money someway so I decide to rob a bank it couldn't be that hard right? too bad all I had was a banana not a real gun.
So when I gots to da bankers I went in side and said put ur hands where I can see them ok? ok (hey look it's like the fault in our stars) but no one listened because it was a banana so then I went to the bank person and took out a loan because that works too.
When I got home from the bank I went in my room to pack my suitcase but then I realized I was poor and didn't have any other clothes so I just left. after saying my farewells to my mom I went to the airports. this proved to be more challenging that anticipated because I got no car you see yes So I rode my scooter 57 miles until I got there
After the scoot wring I got on the plane and went to my deserted island but when I got there I found out it was a tourist place?!? wtf kayak.com
I was disappointed to I covered myself in sand on the beach until all you could see of me was my head. which was when a boy named Michael who worked there kicked me in the head and tripped as he was walking. terrible cisterner service I muttered to myself but he couldn't hear me because the fall knocked him out. I rushed to his side and gave him a kiss so he would wake up (I saw this technique in Snow White) it didn't work tho
