The day immediately after the murder, Utterbore decided to visit Jerkill. The Medicine Man's behavior seemed quite changed, but not suspicious at all.
"Hello Je-"
"IM INNOCENT."
"What?"
"What?"The conversation went on for a little more.
"Ah, Utterbore.. I have... something I'd like to give you." Jerkill took a piece of paper from inside his pocket, but he accidentally dropped it, so he knelt on one knee to take it.
Utterbore stared in excitement as he knelt before him.
"OH MY GOSH HENRY." He yelled happily, standing up. "YES YES!! OF COURSE I WANT TO MAR-"
"Dude I'm just picking up this letter."
Utterson froze for a second, before sitting on his chair again. "Oh." He said smiling, as a single tear shed from his eye.
Jerkill sat down, and handed the letter to the Law Man.
Utterbore read the letter:
"I am innocent.
Jerkill is innocent.
Leave us alone. -Hid"After meeting the Medicine Man, Utterbore decided to seek help from a character that apparently was very close to him and Jerkill but that will only appear in this brief chapter: Guest. Yes. I'm not going to change his name. RLS already gave him this dumb name, and gave him the smallest screen time in the history of under appreciated characters. I won't torture this poor man any further. #ProtectGuest1886
Guest and Utterbore sat in front of latter's fireplace."So," began the Law Man "Jerkill gave me this, and knowing you're an expert in [insert subject that is necessary to the continuation of story], I wanted to hear your opinion."
Guest smiled. "Of course my dear sir," He looked at the letter for a few minutes, then gave it back to Utterbore.
"I am sorry to say this, but it was written by Jerkill himself; you see, the hand writing is his, but tilted on the left, and not on the right."
"Thanks Guest."
"I am glad to help you sir! I hope that you'll involve me further in this interesting case, considering how helpful could my advices be to you"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YEAH SURE"
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So this is basically Jekyll and Hyde
HumorThe Strange Case Of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde, but on crack (and caffeine. Mostly caffeine.) (Note: I'm truly sorry.)