Phil the Mormon: hi
Me: hi
Phil the Mormon: Daniel
Me: wot.
Phil the Mormon: idk wanted to know if it was u
Me: we just talked two days ago u
Me: u know bitch
Me: wuts wrong.
Phil the Mormon: idk I just have barely any friends so I thought I'd text u.
Me: awww am I a friend now?
Phil the Mormon: no. Ur my boyfriend.
Me: wot? Did u just com out?
Phil the Mormon: I was being sarcastic.
Me: I was joking.
Phil the Mormon: sure dan
Me: stfu u accept gays.
Phil the Mormon: u never told me wot u felt.
Phil the Mormon: about lgbtq.
Me: of course I accept them if they want to suck dick instead of pussy I fine with it
Phil the Mormon: just realized my parents can check my phone at any moment stop cursing..
Me: ha u Mormon! Can't drink coffee.
Phil the Mormon: but u saw me buy beer...
Me: gtg need to eat/procrastinate.
Phil the Mormon: procrastinate from wot
Me: bye!
Wuts Snapchat? Delivered? Never heard of them... goodbye
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Mirror - Phan
FanfictionDan Howell is a gay 17 old and has a job at Tesco. Phil is a 21 year old freshman in college who has overprotective parents. (Not an adventures of Phan story)
