Naruto POV
"I'll be right back."
"Where are you going?" Kakashi looked at me sharply.
"Don't worry! I'm just killing time until a certain somebody cools down and until a certain other somebody departs from Dreamland."
"Wait, I'm coming as well."
"Still don't trust me Hatake? Fine, Sasu-chan look after your lover for me okay?" I winked at him.
He simply glared at me then stabbed his kunai into the ground, mad as hell. Gee, angsty much?
"Ooookay, and we're off Ha - ta - ke, wanna carry me around?" I stuck my tongue out at him then spun around and started walking.
No reply.
Soon after, we arrived at a stream that was nearby so I took the clothing on my upper body (armor included) off and waded in.
"Wha-what the hell are you doing!" Kakashi's eyes were wide.
"What does it look like I'm doing, I'm just washing off. Why, wanna join me?" I said, my back faced towards him as I started washing off all the blood on my armor.
"N-no. Just hurry up." Heh. I bet his face is completely red.
I chuckled softly.
Gosh, do I have a twisted sense of humor. And I love it.
A FEW MOMENTS LATER... (kudos to whoever gets that reference :) )
"Sakura, Saaakkkkkuuuuurrrrraaaaaa..." I drawled out.
I tried to wake the girl up but she just kept snoring and drooling all over. Aww, she actually looked kind of cute in a endearing sort of way...
"SAKURA GET THE HELL UP BEFORE I CHOP ALL YOUR HAIR OFF!!! BY THE WAY REMEMBER THAT SASUKE DOESN'T LIKE GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR!!!" I screamed at her and poured water I had saved from the stream on her face.
Yes I know, I'm cruel. By the way strawberries are delicious.
ahemm...
She blinked a few times...
"Are you feeling better princess? How was your nap?" I said. Sarcastically of course.
"ERGHHHHH!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" she started running at me.
"We can all have a merry chat later, so can we save that and get going back to the village please? You know what you're taking too long." I hoisted her up on my shoulder and held her waist. For your information, no I have not put on any clothes back on from the water.
Let me just say, that made her pretty flustered and angry if I do say so myself.
"Wh-whoa! Let me go you pervert! Where's your clothes? HELP!!!"
"Shut up! You're giving me a headache! I'll tell you everything later!" I covered her mouth an carried her over so we could catch up with the others. Oh yeah, Kakashi left a little before me to take Sasuke and head to Konoha. In all honesty, I think he just wanted to save himself from more embarassment even thought it's too late.
After a lot of punches, kicks, scratches, etc, etc, we finally caught up to them. Thank heavens it's over.
"Put your clothes back on!" Sasuke yelled at me once he saw my bare chest.
"Fine. Fine. Don't enjoy the best show in the world." I grabbed my stuff that I forced Kakashi to hold earlier.
"Thanks."
"..."
"Sasuke save me! This pervert just tried to kidnap me." She ran towards him when she noticed him. (Still wet may I add)
"No I did not "kidnap" you. Who would want to that in the first place? Also, please stop making me want to throw up." Kakashi was still on guard, but he was twitching as well.
"Let's just go already." I finshed strapping my armor on and started to walk while he was trying to calm the brats down, especially her.
I sighed. Is this what having kids are like? So freakin' irritating, I'm never having them.
Still yet, everyone person in this world is just another toy to play with to me.
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The Blonde Unorthodox
Fanfic( A Naruto Fanfiction ) We all know that Uzumaki Naruto is "The Savior of this World", but when he was younger he was NOWHERE near that. What if he was the complete opposite though? What if he wasn't as young, unskilled, stupid, and brash as every...
