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Childhood Friends!AU

↓ { 3 years old Jimin, 5 years old Yoongi } ↓

- Playground dates ❣

- "Hyung, teach me your swag!" [A/N: this is a joke headcanon, forgive me. now proceed to the next one ok bye]

- Yoongi bragging about his preschool achievements to Jimin because he's the only one who listens to him and pays attention to him aside from his parents :)

- Yoongi gets bullied at preschool for his dreams and Jimin actually sued the bullies when Yoongi told him the day before

- ^ Quick addition, Yoongi told Jimin to keep it a secret but Jimin ain't having any of those bullies' shit

- "Hyung?"

  "Yes?"

  "Mommy told me that you kiss people because you love them. Is that true?"

  "Yes, it is."

  "Do you love me?"

  "Of course I do, do you love me?"

  "Yes I do, hyung."

  "Well then..."

  "Can we?"

  "Sure, come here Jiminie!"

- ^ YOONMIN'S FIRST KISS WAS WHEN THEY WERE 3 & 5 YEARS OLD AND IT WAS ON THE PLAYGROUND

↓ { 7 years old Jimin, 9 years old Yoongi } ↓

- Yoongi guiding Jimin through first grade

- Yoongi tutoring Jimin

- Jimin does better than Yoongi does when he was in first grade and Yoongi is sh00k

- Nobody bullies Jimin even if he's a bit quirky because they know that Yoongi is his best friend and they can't die like that

- "That first grader's best friend is Min Yoongi! Ya know, Mr. Antisocial?" -probably one of Yoongi's classmates

- JIMIN AND YOONGI VANDALIZED THE BOY'S RESTROOM AND DIDN'T GET CAUGHT

↓ { 12 years old Jimin, 14 years old Yoongi } ↓

- "HIGHSCHOOL IS HARD, HYUNG, I WANT TO DIE RIGHT NOW."

  "If you die, I'll kill myself, so don't even try."

  "Oh my god, okay, I'll stay alive."

- Walking to school instead of transportation because they want to spend as much time as possible

- Yoongi wakes up really early so he can go and fetch Jimin every morning so they can walk to school together

- They also walk together to their homes, and Yoongi guides Jimin home because he's boyfriend material

- This is actually the age where they start to swear

↓ { 16 years old Jimin, 18 years old Yoongi } ↓

- YOONGI HAS BOY HORMONES NOW AND THAT JUST UPGRADED HIS FLIRTATIOUSNESS

- Jimin is unfortunately Yoongi's target for pickup​ lines, breezy moves and shit like that

- Jimin actually flirts back though?

- "Let's Flirt And Flirt And Whoever Gets Flustered And Blushes First Loses" Contest

- "Jimin, babe, remember our first kiss in that playground?"

  "Yoongi no."

  "You were the one who asked for it too. How romantic, eh?"

  "Yoongi shut the fuck up."

  "Talk to me like that again and I will fuck you up." *insert wink*

- They actually end up dating lmao

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school didn't give us any homework. i feel so stressed im gonna sue.

quick update lol