Y.MIN┇HEADCANONS

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Parents!AU

(fuck yes they have children)

Ft. NamJin & TaeKook

(btw pls note that their child is adopted, im not really into that mpreg stuff sorry lol)

- "Jimin, babe, we need a babysitter."

  "Why can't we just go with our child, though?"

  "I just...want to spend more alone time with you, I guess...kinda like when we were in high school and college?"

- YOONGI IS FATHER MATERIAL

- JIMIN IS THE UNDERSTANDING MOM

- Jimin and Yoongi reading their child a baby bed time story in the night while all three of them are in the bed

- Jimin having to call Jin asking for tips to take care of the child

- Probably Jin and Jimin's Conversation: -

"Hello, Jin-hyung?"

"Yes, what happened, Jimin?"

"Did you and Namjoon-hyung ever experience nuclear bomb diapers? My hand is quite, uh, soggy."

"JIMIN OH MY GOD, YOU'RE THE MOM HERE, AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO CHANGE A DIAPER?"

- ^ Yoongi is actually the diaper expert and not Jimin

- Jimin singing a lullaby for the baby, but not only the baby falls asleep; Yoongi does too

- Jimin and Yoongi eating in their table, but now there are three of them and their child is in the high chair C":

- NamJin's five year old child loves YoonMin's child so much C""":

- Taehyung and Jeongguk has sIX CHILDREN I'M CRYING

- "Gukkie, don't you think we adopted too much children?"

  "Tae, it's fine!"

  "Cool, because I adopted two other children plus a dog! Love you, Gukkie!"

- NamJin has an only child because they love to spoil their baby C":

- Jin is that type of mom who keeps saying, "My baby is all grown up."

- "Dad, how can you afford all of us?"

  "Your mother breathes Gucci, son."

^ PROBABLY JEONGGUK TO HIS CHILD

- Yoongi and Jimin sleep on the same bed with their child, Jimin on the right side, Yoongi on the left and their baby in the middle

- NamJin's child is so well-respected because NamJin themselves are well-respected

- Min Jimin

- Jeon Taehyung

- Jin doesn't even need to change his last name when he got married to Namjoon, he still remains as Kim Seokjin lmao

- Yoongi is so amused with the fact that Jimin's name is now sandwiched between two Min's

  "Jiminie, I love your name so much. Min Jimin~ it suits you!"

- Taehyung and Jeongguk are filthy rich wtf

- Namjoon and Jin's child's sixth birthday party and the birthday party looks like a fucking debut

- Yoongi and Jimin cooking together everyday ❤ (inspired from that one run bts episode, they act so much like they're married im sobbing)

- Yoongi spoiling both his child and his Min Jimin ❤❤

- Everyone lives a great life, basically

- A.R.M.Ys are happy for them, too ❤

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im still at school rn and it's late at night in here already jesus christ im not gonna go home anytime​ soon

quick update, thank god there's wifi here