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Rich as f00k!Jimin and Butler!Yoongi

idk it's cute

- Yoongi cooking for Jimin (A/N: yoongs actually used to cook for jimin irl someone hold me-)

- Jimin doesn't even treat Yoongi like a butler, bruh he's Jimin's best friend, actually

- Yoongi having to arrange Jimin's schedules everyday, but Yoongi knows he's too busy and stressed so Yoongi secretly removes some of the hard parts of the day from Jimin's schedule and does them instead

- Jimin whining on how Yoongi does so much for him and keeps saying, "How will I ever repay you??"

- Jimin's maids are low-key jealous oops

- Yoongi going with Jimin on his ride to school (yes they're still in college)

- Yoongi being teased by his classmates for being a butler

- Jimin reports the teasing and Yoongi is just, "oh my god?"

- Jimin being so kind and caring he shares literally every materialistic thing he gets with Yoongi

- Kids at school think Yoongi and Jimin are stuck up and mean

- they aren't they are just poor innocent little squishies that need love, affection and a protection squad

- YOU CAN HEAR THE WORD OPPA FROM THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS WHO ARE FEMALE WHENEVER THEY WALK THROUGH THE HALLWAYS

jeongguk: do they even know the meaning of the word oppa? some of these girls are older than you!

- some female exchange student actually posted a stolen picture of Yoongi with the caption, "park jimin's butler is oppa material 😭👌👏👅💦💦💯💯💯"

- ^ Jimin scoffing upon seeing that on his news feed

- ^ The rest of Bangtan laughing at it

- Yoongi sometimes tease Jimin with the "master" name calling

- YOONGI ACTUALLY HAS THE GUTS TO SCREAM "MASTER" IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY

- "Good job, Yoongi-hyung. Now look, the entire school thinks that I have a master kink."

"Isn't it true, though?"

- All seven of them are still trying to find that girl who posted that pic of Yoongi because the girl deleted her account out of fear

- Said girl moves back to where the fuck she's from and never comes back again

- Jimin never orders Yoongi around and treats him like an equal ❤

- "Yoongi, since you're my butler, I demand you to finish my homework."

"Master, you never give me orders. How hard can that homework be?"

"FOLLOW MY ORDERS."

- ^ Jimin says sorry a million times afterwards and Yoongi can't help but feel soft

- Jimin buys Yoongi everything that he gawks at at the store and it isn't even needed

- Jimin bought a whole entire studio for Yoongi to work in

- When Yoongi finally becomes a well-known producer, Jimin sadly decides that he doesn't need the butler job for money anymore

- Jimin talks to Yoongi about cutting off his contract with the Park Family

- Yoongi agrees, surprisingly

- Jimin is momentarily heartbroken

- "I'm cutting off my contract with you as a butler, Jimin."

...

"But that doesn't mean I'm cutting our friendship."

- THEY ACTUALLY END UP TOGETHER

- AND THEY'RE RICH AS FUCK TOO

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still panicking over the earthquake that hit where i live which is currently on the other side of where i am rn

had to write bc i need to cALM

i don't even update that much anymore i feel a bit bad lol