Y.MIN┇HEADCANONS

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Fanboy!Yoongi and Idol!Jimin (ft. Slight VHope bc it's precious)

- YOONGI AGGRESSIVELY SCREAMING AGAINST HIS PILLOW WHENEVER HE SEES JIMIN

- YOONGI ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WHILE BAWLING

- Hoseok as Yoongi's best friend someone save him Hobi doesn't deserve to be unconsciously slapped whenever Yoongi fanboys

- ^ Yoongi gets unconsciously slapped by Hobi too tho

- Hoseok is low-key a Jimin stan and Yoongi is just like

"He's mine."

- Hoseok is actually Taehyung biased (Yoongi pls chill)

- Hoseok is either like

"TAEHYUNG MARRY ME HOLY SHIT"

or

"TAEHYUNG MARRY JEONGGUK HOLY SHIT"

- Yoongi losing his breath whenever Jimin suddenly becomes disrespectful

- "Is it possible to be wrecked by your own bias?" -Min Yoongi, probably

- Yoongi getting jealous of fangirls/fanboys/children that goes to fansigns

- Hoseok is Yoongi's fanboy buddy, they're both wild

- ^ Yoongi is still a way more hardcore fanboy than Hoseok

- Can you imagine Hobi having Jeongguk as a bias wrecker

- Yoongi keeps on stating that Jimin is his precious child

- ^ Precious child that he wants to marry

- YOONGI READS JIMIN X READER FANFICS.

- Yoongi sometimes request writers to write a oneshot with the name 'Yoongi' rip

- YOONGI AND HOSEOK SCREAMING OUT THE LYRICS WHILE DABBING + CRYING

- Yoongi doesn't have a bias wrecker

- Yoongi loves them all and equally gives them attention tho

- "HOBI ISTG IM ABOUT TO DIE"

- Jimin: *breathes*

  Yoongi:

[A/N: if y'all don't know, that was when yoongi was calling jimin oppa]

- Concert

- Yoongi and Hoseok literally crying because they can't go to the concert

- "Yoongi why are you so obses-"

  "I dare you to finish that sentence."

- Yoongi gets even saltier

- Hoseok gets sincerely sad and all light from the world is taKEN AWAY

- they die inside on the day of the concert

- boi they better be thankful because they end up going to a fansign while my broke ass sits here in my country 2k+ km away from them

- YOONGI AND JIMIN HOLDING HANDS ON THE FANSIGN

- Yoongi holding Jimin's hand on the fansign while praising him and telling him on how much he loves him while Jimin smiling and holding Yoongi's hand tighter and just staring

- Hobi is so damn lucky because he got some hand skinship, box smiles and direct eye contact with none other than Kim Taehyung, king of fanservice himself

- they still don't end up together though. marrying your idols?

lmao pls, that shit doesn't happen irl so easily

- To Yoongi, Jimin was the one who made his entire day in that fansign. To Jimin, Yoongi was but another fanboy he held hands and talked with.

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