Here it goes
I believe i can flyyyyyy
Got shot by the pizza guyyyyyy
All i wantedwas some onion riiinnngggsss
From mcdonalds or burger kingggg
I believe i can soaaarrr
Mom slapped me in the grocery stooorrreee
Even though i am twenty four
I still got my imagenary dinosoaaarrr
I belive i can falllll i tripped on a bouncey baalll
Thought i post this funny jokes ...........even though i got no votes