Nice Guys Finish Last (An Azumanga Daioh Story)

Nervous Breakdown

Chapter 3 – Nervous Breakdown

"is it wrong to be thinking about being involved romantically with such a young girl?" Sho thought to himself

Just then, a car is heard outside

2 people are heard walking up the driveway and talking

"Sorry, but I've got 2 left feet." A man was heard saying

"Oh don't doubt yourself, you were wonderful." A woman was heard saying

The front door opened, revealing an older man with almost all the hair missing off the top of his head and wearing glasses and an older woman with short curly hair

Since they saw the pink station wagon in the driveway, they assumed their son, Sho was here.

"Sho, are you here?" His mother asked as she walked into the living room, followed by his father

Sho's mother gasped upon seeing Chiyo, who was oblivious as to why a girl so young was on their couch

"Sho, why are you sitting here alone with a 10 year old on the couch?" his father said, stern and disappointed

Sho stood up "Um.., You see... She..." Sho stuttered, unable to come up with any acceptable response

Sho's mother covered her mouth

"Oh my god, my son's a pedophile." She stated, matter of factly

"No, its not what it looks like, you see"

Chiyo stood up and extended a hand to his father "My name is Chiyo Mihama and his friends invited us to a party."

"A party" Sho's father whispered to himself

At that moment, Kagura ran out of the bedroom, giggling, wearing only a pair of tiny white panties

"OH MY GOD! I'M HAVING A HEART ATTACK!" Sho's mom screeched upon seeing the topless girl.

Kagura stopped in her tracks and covered her breasts with her hands,

Hyosuke ran in the living room, in a pair of unbuttoned jeans and smacked Kagura on the butt "Whoop"

"Don't just stand there, I want these tramps out of here!" Sho's mom berated her husband

"Sho, get them out of here!" his father ordered

"Kagura I'm leaving." Sakaki shouted as she came out of the other bedroom

Her eyes became wide as saucers upon seeing Sho's parents and the nude Kagura

"My son's hosting an orgy!" Sho's mom shrieked, almost fainting, as Sho, Hyosuke, Kagura, Sakaki and Chiyo all piled into the pink station wagon

"I think we should go home." Sakaki said

They all nodded in agreement, but Kagura noticed someone was missing "wait, where's Daniel?"

With all the commotion, Sakaki had forgotten that she had him hide on the patio

In the bedroom, Sho's father led his wife to the bed, as Daniel's silhouette could still be seen through the door to the patio

Sho's mom laid on the bed, and did her best to forget what happened

"Oh, what a mess." She said, rubbing her temple

"I'll get you an aspirin." Sho's dad stated, leaving the room.

Daniel stood outside, anxiously waiting

"495...496...497...498...499...500" Daniel finished counting before smoothing out his hair and opening the door as quietly as possible and slid inside

Daniel's heartbeat increased upon seeing a female figure under the bed sheets. He licked his lips and climbed slowly into the bed, spooning the figure and groping her breast

"Not now Kei." Sho's mom said, pushing the busy hand away

Daniel's eyebrows shot up "Mrs Haruno?" he questions.

Sho's mom screamed in panic

"Mrs. Haruno, what are you doing here?" Daniel asked, foolishly

"What am I doing here? What are you doing here?" a loud smack echoed as Sho's mom slapped Daniel across the face as she screamed for her husband

Daniel covered her mouth, muffling her screams as he shushed her

Mr. Haruno came in and saw Daniel on top of his wife, he gasped.

Daniel turned around and jumped off the bed

"You don't understand, she told me to wait outside!" Said Daniel, trying his best to explain what happened.

Thinking he was talking about her, Sho's mom got off the bed and started beating Daniel with a pillow "I DID NOT! HE TRIED TO RAPE ME!"

Daniel ran out of the bedroom with Sho's parents cursing at him

Daniel ran out the front door, with his buddies and their dates laughing at him as he piled into the pink station wagon, out of breath.

"Hey Sho, you know something?"

"What?" Sho chuckled

"Your parents are home."

The group had a good laugh as the station wagon drove off