Summat (Alex Turner fanfic)

Prologue, the Meeting, Rockstars

I’m drunk.

Not tipsy, when you could still function. No, real drunk. If I couldn’t find a bathroom soon I was going to throw up in the parking lot.

We were soon to leave the bowling alley and go to a disco in the city. If I say ‘we’, I mean me and my 9 other ‘friends’. Well I knew all of them, even a few were my friends… a sudden nausea came up and I held my friends car, to hold myself from collapsing.

“Easy Lili”, said my friend, Mr. Nice Guy, while he held my hips to support me from collapsing.

“Is she really coming with us? I mean how much did she drink?” Ex said, already sitting in his car and honking. A wild headache appeared, my sight got blurry, and I was just seeing flashy lights and darkness.

I wasn’t showing him I was weak, “Yeah, of course I’m coming, don’t want to miss all the fun, just gimme a sec, okay asshole?” I snapped at him. He took his beer and slowly drank it down while undressing me with his eyes.

“What’s wrong ‘un? You drank too much? The baby can’t handle a little beer?” Mr. Douchebag baritone voice said. He was walking out of the Bowling Alley, walking around me like an eagle ready to eat his prey.

“Fu’ off!” I screamed at them. Oh how much I hated them. I looked around me and saw Wannabe and Puppy sitting, smoking pot in the back of the pick-up truck. Wannabe thought he was a black badass rapper, while in fact he was this small white guy, who wore way too many golden chains. Puppy was one of Ellie’s worhshipers, she did everything she told her to do and had these big brown puppy eyes.

Ellie sat on Ex’ lap and spun like a cat. “Are we really waiting for this freak show?” she wined.

“Hey bitch, shu’ up will ya? Leave if you want to, we’ll follow you later when she’s okay”, Roses said holding my hair out of my face supporting me.

“Jolly”, Ex smiled, “come on, we’re off for some real fun.” He said to the others. They all joined him in his pick-up and sat in the back screaming and yelling “Yeah, let’s dance!”

They drove off, leaving all the empty beer bottles aside.

“I still can’t believe you had a thing whit that asshole!” Redhead said, stepping out of the shadows of the bowling alley. Her hair was on fire and was really long. ‘It almost touched her ass’-long.

“Really, what did you see in him?” Roses asked. The wind dragged her roses perfume in my face.

“I dunno, just a one-night thing I guess… forget about it, don’t wanna talk about it.”

Behind us a door shut really loud. It was the boss from the bowling alley, he kicked us out earlier because he wanted to close.

“You guys still here?” he asked.

“Yeah, we’re gone soon enough, don’t mind us. As soon as Lili is okay we’re gone.”

“Alright than, take care Lili”, he said while he drove off.

I didn’t even have the chance to smile at him and say a polite ‘thank you’, because I went off to the dirty toilets, which he had left open. It’s a building a few meters off the parking lot.

Because the bowling alley was right out of the city, he didn’t have many customers. So it was quiet.

I turned around and said:” You guys can leave I’m fine, I’ll walk home it’s 5 minutes walking from ‘ere. “

“You sure?” Mr. Nice Guy asked.

“’Cause really, Lili you look like shit”, Roses said, standing next to Mr. Nice Guy.