Dear Aphrodite

Dear Aphrodite: 2️⃣1️⃣

Dear Aphrodite,
I read Rainbowpages21's new Harry Potter joke book, and it said that Voldemort was evil because he was born by a love potion. Did you make that love potion? If so you are evil, lady.
Love,
Nose-y Girl
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Dear Nose-y Girl,
I'm famous for many things, my beauty, my birth, my past boyfriends and how I broke their hearts, and my sacred symbols. But making a love potion and a noseless man born from it as a result? Nuh uh. I mean please, there is a goddess of potions out there, Hello?jeez, it doesn't mean that I'm the goddess of love and beauty, it doesn't mean that I need to whip up a love potion to make men fall in love with me. So my dear nose-y girl, you must be myth-taken.
Love,
Aphrodite
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Dear Aphrodite,
But you don't need a potion. You have a magic love girdle that does the same thing. And I never said it was was for you. Maybe you gave it to Voldemort's mom or something, and plus, you have been a pretty bad girl before.
Still confused,
Nose-y girl
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Dear Nose-y girl,
Are you a fangirl of Voldemort? Cause your letter irritates me more than Hephaestus being stubborn of not taking a bath. I mean, why would you even ask? Excuse me woman, Voldemort is not real so this makes me truly pure and innocent-I mean not that really pure and innocent. ;) but I didn't make any love potion or gave my magic love girdle to a mortal. I mean, why would I even let a mortal...er, a witch borrow my girdle? True that I let Hera borrow...yadda, yadda, yadda....blah,blah,blah... *makes 1000 more words about why she isn't evil or related to giving her girdle to a mortal witch*
Love,
Aphrodite
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