Dear Aphrodite

Dear Aphrodite: 23 (Continued from letter 22)

Hey guys! Now this chapter will be Ron's letters to Aphrodite.

And hey, if you want me to make a book like what mentioned in the previous chapter,

comment here -----------------------> "Aphrodite's Tips and Guide about women"

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Bʟᴏᴏᴅʏ ʜᴇʟʟ!

Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴡʀᴏᴛᴇ ᴛʜɪs ʙᴏᴏᴋ?

Hᴏᴡ ᴄᴏᴍᴇ Hᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ I ᴀʀᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴏɴᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʜᴀs ɪᴛ?

Mʏ ᴍᴀᴛᴇ, Hᴀʀʀʏ ɴᴇᴇᴅs ɪᴛ ᴛᴏᴏ.

Iᴛ ʜᴇʟᴘᴇᴅ sᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ғʀᴏᴍ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʟᴏᴛ.

Fʀᴏᴍ,

Rᴏɴ Wᴇᴀsᴇʟʏ

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Dear Ron Weasely,

Thanks! I'm glad you liked it.

Hermione asked me personally to make it for you.

But... may I ask who is Harry?

From,

Aphrodite

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Wʜᴀᴛ?! Yᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ Hᴀʀʀʏ Pᴏᴛᴛᴇʀ?

Wʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ?

Iᴛ ʜᴀs ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ʙᴇᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜʀᴇᴇ ᴏғ ᴜs, Hᴀʀʀʏ, Hᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴇ,

ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴡʜᴇɴ Hᴀʀʀʏ ғᴀᴋᴇᴅ sᴘɪᴋɪɴɢ ᴍʏ ᴊᴜɪᴄᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ Fᴇʟɪx Fᴇʟɪᴄɪs,

Hᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ɢᴏᴛ ᴀɴɢʀʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ʜɪᴍ ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴇ ɪs ɴᴏᴛ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ ɪɴsᴛʀᴜᴄᴛɪᴏɴs ғʀᴏᴍ ʜɪs Pᴏᴛɪᴏɴs ʙᴏᴏᴋ. Hᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡs ᴛʜᴇ sᴄʀɪʙʙʟᴇs ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇᴠɪᴏᴜs ᴏᴡɴᴇʀ, 'Tʜᴇ ʜᴀʟғ-Bʟᴏᴏᴅ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇ,' ʜᴇ's ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ, ᴀɴᴅ ɪᴛ ᴛᴜʀɴs ᴏᴜᴛ, ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇsᴜʟᴛs ᴀʀᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴜʙʟɪsʜᴇᴅ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ.

Wʜᴇɴ I sᴛᴀʀᴛᴇᴅ ᴅᴀᴛɪɴɢ Lᴀᴠᴇɴᴅᴇʀ, Hᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴍᴇ ᴅɪsᴛᴀɴᴛ, ᴀʟᴡᴀʏs ᴛᴜʀɴɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏᴘᴘᴏsɪᴛᴇ ᴡᴀʏ ᴡʜᴇɴ sʜᴇ sᴀᴡ ᴜs ᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ.

I ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ғᴇᴇʟ ʀᴇʟɪᴇᴠᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴡʜᴇɴ sʜᴇ ʟᴏᴏᴋs ᴀᴛ ᴍᴇ, ᴛʜᴇ sᴄᴀʀs ғʀᴏᴍ ʜᴇʀ Oᴘᴘᴜɢɴᴏ ᴄʜᴀʀᴍ sᴇᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ɪᴛᴄʜ.

Fʀᴏᴍ,

Rᴏɴ

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Dear Ron,

I'm sorry but I don't know any mortal named 'Harry Potter,'

and some terms like, 'Felix Felicis,''oppugno,' is not clear to me.

Are you from another universe?

From,

Aphrodite

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Wᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴢᴀʀᴅs ᴀɴᴅ ᴡɪᴛᴄʜᴇs, ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴍᴡɪᴛ.

Aʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀ Mᴜɢɢʟᴇ? Tʜᴇɴ ᴡʜʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ Hᴇʀᴍɪᴏɴᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ʏᴏᴜ?

Rᴏɴ

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Mister Weasley,

I think you, Hermione and 'Harry' has a lot of explaining to do.

Love,

Aphrodite