Pick-up fails😅

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A/N= This is a Failboat x ExplodingTnt text fic. Requested by FASF025 Pick-up lines inspired by the book created by hallucynated

ExplodingTnt: Hi! :-)

Failboat: Hye~

ExplodingTnt: Hey do you know what my favourite alphabet is?

Failboat: The alphabets that spell your name? Maybe T and N

ExplodingTnt: No~

Failboat: Uhmm.... The letter M?
A/N= M for mouse 😂

ExplodingTnt: .........still no...

Failboat: Okay, I give up! What is it, Tnt?!

ExplodingTnt: It's U R A Q T~

Failboat: Okay.....

ExplodingTnt: ;-)

Failboat: .......I don't get the winky face.....

ExplodingTnt: Well, I'm not a cigarette but you can light me up~

Failboat: NO WAY I WANNA DO THAT!!! YOU PROBABLY HAVE TNT INSIDE YOU!! IF I LIGHT YOU UP, WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!

ExplodingTnt:.......

Failboat: What? It's true, remember?

ExplodingTnt: ...........

A/N= And so our mouse boi decided to leave the chat out of embarrassment and feeling disappointed that his pick-up lines have failed him....The end!

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