South Park One Shots

The Notebook

SavvyRae75: What if Cartman finds out that Kyle is gay, then starts to beat him up. Then Stan comes to the rescue, yeah. Uh... STYLE!! Haha!

Kyle was having a relatively normal day so far; he got a 98% on his Calculus test, almost fell asleep in English, got paired with Token for a group project in Chemistry, and was finally ready for lunch. He sighed out of relief when he made t to the lunch line. It's not that school was hard for him, it was just exhausting. He was in the middle of telling the lunch lady if he wanted gray mush or brown mush, both sounding equally disgusting and questionable when Kenny came up to him. Kenny looked anxious, this worried Kyle because Kenny was a lot of things, but anxious was not one of them.

"Did you accidentally leave your notebook in English." Kyle wasn't one to misplace things but just in came he opened up his backpack to look for it and was concerned when he couldn't find it.

"Yeah, I guess I did leave it, I'll get it real quick just save my place in line for me." Kenny seemed as he was about to say something but he ended up biting his lip and then just nodded.

Kyle was about to leave when Kenny spoke again, "actually, I need to tell you something." Kyle was getting frustrated. He just wanted to find his notebook before anyone else found it.

"What's so important you can't wait until I get back to tell me, I really need to get my notebook."

Just as Kenny was going to reply, the cafeteria doors banged open drawing the attention of everyone in the room. Kyle didn't know what he expected to see, but Cartman smirking with Kyle's notebook in his hands was definitely not it. Kyle couldn't even process what was happening before Cartman was waving Kyle's notebook in his face. Guess what I found Jew?

Kyle finally shook out of it and reached for the notebook, but Cartman had it just out of his grasp, it was times like this when Kyle really hated how much shorter he was than Cartman. "Just give it back fat ass."

Cartman smirked, "I don't think you want to get on my bad side, I know your secret now fag." As whispers erupted around them, Kyle was suddenly aware that the entire school was listening to them.

"You think I'm fucking scared of someone who gets out of breath tying their shoelaces." Kyle was quickly pushed into the wall because while Cartman was a fat ass, he was still much bigger than Kyle.

Kyle wished he could say that it barely hurt but that wasn't the case. What hurts the most though was what Cartman said, "Hey everyone, guess what? Kyle's a fag, and he's in love with Stan. Don't believe me? He wrote it himself. If Kyle wasn't in significant physical and emotional pain, he might have done something, but luckily he didn't have to.

"Cartman you need to stop."

"Stan guess what? The Jew is in love with you." Kyle wished he knew what Stan's facial expression was but due to the mob swarming Stan and Cartman from his place on the floor he couldn't see anything. Kyle only felt worse when Stan stayed silent until there was a loud crack and the crowd went silent.

After a while, the crowds parted and Kyle finally got up to see what happened. He saw Cartman and Stan glaring daggers at each other while the fat ass was also trying to stop his bloody nose. Stan looked at Kyle and then nodded towards Cartman who cleared his throat and then spoke, "I'm sorry for being rude, here's your notebook back." Kyle stared blankly at the offending object that was shoved in his hand as Cartman scuffled away leaving only him and Stan.

 "So, what did you even write in your notebook that gave Cartman the idea that you liked me?

Kyle blushed, "oh, you know, that might be my diary, and I might have said that I wanted you." He didn't want today to be the day that he confessed, but Kyle figured he needed to come clean at some point.

Stan froze, which did not seem to bode well for him. Kyle was about to leave and accept the rejection when Stan spoke up, "I never knew you felt that way."

Kyle rolled his eyes, "well, that was kind of the point."

Stan smiled, "this is supposed to be romantic." Kyle got closer to Stan feeling the sudden shift in mood.

"You know I've never believed in the whole being romantic for no reason thing."

"I know, that's one of the things I like about you," Stan said while finally closing the gap between their lips. It wasn't what Kyle always thought that kissing would feel like but he still felt his heart flutter. He knew they would have to sit down and have a real conversation about what this meant, but for now, he just wanted to enjoy the moment.

Now he can rub it in Cartman's face that being a dick, is what got him his first kiss

A/N: Let me know what you guys thought in the comments.