South Park One Shots

Style Fights, Craig Pines, and Tweek is a Mess

Gryffindor_Abi: Do one about Creek! About how Stan and Kyle get into a fight and Kyle tries to steal Tweek from Craig , have a cliché ending

Tweek stared on in part amazement and part fear as Kyle and Stan screamed at each other in the hallway. Tweek wasn't one to normally get into the drama, and this wasn't an exception considering he just wanted to get to second period.

"I bet Tweek wouldn't be ashamed to be seen with me." Tweek started shaking. He didn't want to get involved in this.

"I already told you I'm not ready to tell people and if you have a problem with that then maybe you should just date Tweek."

"Maybe I will."

"Good."

"Good."

Stan stormed off presumably towards his next class leaving just Kyle and Tweek. "Sorry about Stan, I'm just worried that he's ashamed of being together."

"I understand, I-I didn't even n-notice that you two were d-dating."

"Exactly, I wish we were more like you and Craig. You guys always seem to work out together."

"o-oh y-yeah, um, thank you." In reality, Tweek and Craig have been fake dating for seven years, but Tweek wasn't about to open that can of worms right now.

"You know, I don't think I've ever had a real conversation with you before, it's fun." Tweek didn't know how to respond, so he vigorously nodded his head and ran into the classroom to avoid any more awkward conversation. Although it just made it more uncomfortable when a couple of seconds later Kyle walked in and sat next to him. It turns out Tweek forgot that he and Kyle shared English together.

Tweek was anxiously staring at the clock just praying for the hour hand to reach the 12 signaling lunch. English could not be more awkward with Kyle constantly trying to talk to him as if they've been best friends forever and not just acquaintances. Kyle was in the process of opening his mouth, probably to try to start a conversation again when the bell finally rang and Tweek bolted out of his seat and rushed to the cafeteria.

Tweek immediately sat down next to Craig sighing in relief at the familiarity of sitting next to him along with Clyde, Token, and Jimmy. Craig silently took his hand, and he started listening to the conversation he walked into randomly.

"I'm just saying. I could talk to Bebe if I wanted to, I'm just not that into her."

"Clyde, we both know you're lying to yourself, you're so head over heels for Bebe you throw up butterflies in her presence."

"How would you know about pining, you've been dating Tweek since you guys were like ten." Tweek could suddenly feel Craig squeeze his hand tightly, it hurt slightly, but it helped bring Tweek back to reality. "Sometimes it's just easy to figure out what it probably feels like." Clyde continues talking, but something was off about Craig, even if Tweek was the only one that could tell.

The conversation somehow changed to Jimmy's new stand-up routine when Kyle sat down on the side of Tweek that wasn't occupied by Craig as if this was a usual thing.

"Hey, what were you guys talking about?" The entire table fell silent with the arrive of their most recent member. They all looked at each other in confusion waiting for one of them to break the ice first. With each second of silence the more fidgeting Tweek became and the more put off Kyle seemed to grow.

"W-We were j-just talking about Jimmy's s-stand up." Tweek decided to speak not wanting the anxiety of the situation to get worse. With the invisible barrier broken everyone seemed to relax again and get back into the swing of conversation until Kyle casually put his arm around Tweek. Nobody stopped talking, but they did make strong eye communication about it which Kyle seemed oblivious to. Tweek turned his head towards Craig to ask him something, but the thought died when he saw how upset he seemed to be.