Of Battered Hearts & Bitter Coffee

Letter to the reader

Dear reader,
Hi! Thank you for noticing this book and taking the time to view it. I genuinely hope you like all this rambling that my soul has done.
I really don't have much else to say.
Oh, one last thing before I leave, these works are original and all mine, please do not steal them, plagiarism is a serious crime.
Well then, bye.
Yours truly,
Ludicrous Lucifer.