Crappy stories of the short variety (Miraculous Ladybug)

Camembert ( 0/10 sin rating )

"Sir, the credit bills are here." Nathalie politely knocks on the door and is greeted by a dismissive wave of a hand. "Leave it on my desk. You are dismissed."  Gabriel says, not even looking up from his designing. Nathalie closes the door and walks away, her high heels clicking against the marble floors, echoing across the empty mansion.

Gabriel Agreste pinches the bridge of his nose. He had finally finished designing an elaborate piece for his new fashion line. As he looked across the spacious room in boredom, the bill caught his eye. He stalked over and picked the envelope up. Using his slim fingers, he carefully opened the envelope. "Darn bills..." Gabriel mutters, leafing through the booklet that held all his and Adrien's credit card bills.

Adrien's bills had increased drastically in less than a month and Gabriel was puzzled. It was unlike his son to go out and spend all of his allowance on useless items. "Let's see... Schoolbooks, stationery, snacks, air freshener..that's weird...A vacuum cleaner? Okay, that's weirder and CAMEMBERT?" Gabriel exclaims, looking at the sheer amount of camembert that his son had bought.  "2500 wheels? I need to speak to him! He could have contracted some sort of illness or got addicted to that cheese!" Gabriel panics and summons Nathalie to his office again. "Nathalie, please ask Adrien to explain why he bought 2500 wheels of camembert in one month." Gabriel orders and Nathalie nods, briskly leaving the room to question Adrien on his extremely peculiar eating habits.

"Plagg! Claws in!" Adrien commands, and Plagg lazily floats over to Adrien's bed, moaning about how he was exhausted and starving. Adrien sighs and opens his cupboard, the smell of cheese filling up the large room in a short span of time. He throws a wheel of the smelly cheese to Plagg, who immediately devoured the cheese. Adrien continues feeding Plagg, who made a big show of throwing camembert crumbs all over Adrien's room. "Plagg! Keep your crumbs in your mouth!" Adrien scolds, and Plagg laughs, throwing crumbs at Adrien. The duo quickly got into a cheese fight, throwing crumbs at each other, running all over the room.

"Adrien?" Nathalie knocks on his door. Plagg was halfway about to shove camembert into Adrien's mouth when a knock on the door interrupted their interactions. "U-uh come in!" Adrien gulps and hides Plagg in his jacket. "I need to speak to..." Nathalie trails off, looking at the young boy as well as his room who was covered in camembert crumbs. "...You." Nathalie finishes, a disturbed expression on her face. "O-oh! C-come in!" Adrien stammers, trying desperately to rid the room of the cheesy smell by enthusiastically spraying air freshener all over the place. "Adrien." Nathalie starts, and the blonde gulps. "Your father has noticed your sudden obsession with this-" she waves her manicured hand in the air "-cheese. Would you care to explain why you bought 2500 wheels of camembert?" Adrien's face visibly paled at the question. He was so dead. "W-what do you mean?" Adrien stammers and rubs his neck, causing Nathalie to internally face palm. "I meant, why did you buy 2500 wheels of camembert?" Nathalie asks again, and Adrien forces a smile.

"Because I *incoherent mumbling* Camembert."

"What was that, Adrien?"

"It's because I *mumbles* camembert."

"You like camembert?"

"I l..."

"You love camembert?"

"It's because I LIVE camembert! Camembert is life, camembert is....PAWSOME! Wait I meant awesome..."

Adrien sheepishly smiles and grabs a few wheels of camembert for effect.

"Do you wanna try some, Nathalie? "

Adrien forcefully smiles and shoves the foul smelling cheese into his mouth. This is stupid, he thinks to himself, forcing his body to swallow.

"It's really good, Nathalie. Try some?"

Adrien holds out an outstretched palm, and a slice of camembert lay in the middle.

"Uh... No thank you, Adrien. I should be going now."

Nathalie gets up and exits the room.

Adrien rushes over to the toilet bowl and vomits, his face turning a sickly green. "My poor camembert... I love you!" Plagg screeches and Adrien moans, stumbling out of the toilet and face planting on the bed. The things he did to give Plagg his cheese and Plagg was rarely thankful.

"Sir, Adrien has admitted that he 'lives camembert and that it is awesome." Nathalie politely reports, and Gabriel once again requests for Adrien to be brought into his office. "Yes, sir." Nathalie nods and walks towards Adrien's room.

"Adrien? Your father would like to see you in the office." Nathalie politely reports, and Adrien groans, sitting up and smoothening out some wrinkles in his shirt. "Tell him that I'll be there shortly." Nathalie leaves, and Adrien gets up. He runs a hand through his hair, neatening it and walks out of his room.

"I have heard that you bought 2500 wheels of camembert in a month, a vacuum cleaner, and air freshener. What are the reasons for getting these?" Gabriel asks, his voice booming in the office, intimidating the young model standing in front of his desk. "I love camembert so much that crumbs are everywhere, and the smell is stronger now that I eat it so often. That's why I bought a vacuum cleaner and air freshener, father." Adrien lies, hoping that it was enough to fool his father.

"Well, I am extremely disappointed in you. How dare you-" Gabriel starts, and Adrien interrupts. "I-I'm sorry, father. I will work doubly hard during my shoot tomorrow."

"-have a camembert party without inviting me? I love that cheese too! Son, it's time for a camembert party! 8 pm, the dining room!" He exclaims and smiles widely at his son. "You have finally inherited my fine taste in camembert cheese! It is worth a grand celebration!" Adrien gulps, choking back a strangled yelp as his father pulls him in for a hug. Father-Son Bonding is always more important than hate for the smelly cheese, right?