Poland: Did you like, see those bugs on the floor? There was, like, four of them. Like like like.
*strange goat/moaning noise in distance coming from kid at bus stop*
New Zealand: *very quietly* is he going to take a sheep to school in his bag
(any other country): Ooh, [Maple]™!!
Canada: back off bacK ofF ItS MiNE
*music blasting*
America: Can you turn that down, I can barely hear myself not thinking
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HETALIA AS THINGS PEOPLE IN MY LIFE HAVE SAID
Humorhi im basic and my family and friends are funny as fuck
