South Italy: SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ORDERING UR SHIT DAMMIT
Russia: i wish to boil some eggs in alcohol and the tears of children
Canada: what was going through God's head when he made the moose
America: "put tree branches on a fat horse's head lololol"
AmeriCan is my favorite Brotp ok i dont ship it romantically u sick fucks
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HETALIA AS THINGS PEOPLE IN MY LIFE HAVE SAID
Humorhi im basic and my family and friends are funny as fuck
