Sealand: *referring to apple cider* can i have some of this play pretend wine
Denmark: *while sitting in shopping cart* BEEP BEEP LETTUCE
America: *reading off of a cookie box* what is a moravia
Canada: that is a country omf l
Germany: you can find me in the dog aisle
YOU ARE READING
HETALIA AS THINGS PEOPLE IN MY LIFE HAVE SAID
Humorhi im basic and my family and friends are funny as fuck
