Japan: I'm at a garden rn and i was trying to take a nice picture of a pond but then I see a really messed up looking frog but then I realize there was three and then came the realization I walked in on a threesome
Prussia: remember that time i was dancing on ur bed and the outlet caught on fire
England: I NEED OIL IM MAKING A CAKE
France: GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN AND LET ME DO IT
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HETALIA AS THINGS PEOPLE IN MY LIFE HAVE SAID
Humorhi im basic and my family and friends are funny as fuck
