(~REQUESTED~)Valt x Ken(PART 1 and 2--LeMoN--)

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Me:*screams quietly*WHY*bangs head on table.The dot represents me banging my head on the table*WHY.VALT.X.KEN!?NUU.BEN.X.KEN.IS.WAY.BET.TER!!!
Scrub:I'm requesting this because we want u to suffer...add a lemon...
Saber:😏yeah Creepy...
Me:*traumatized for life*Ken...X......Ben...is w-w-way better
Scrub:*gives me the paper*write this for the shot...
Me:WHHHHHHYYYY KEN X BEN IS BEEEEEETTTEEEEEER I MEAN DUDE WAAAAAHHHY

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Valt has been pretty much unfocused these past few days,and weeks(2 weeks and 4 days.Scrub told me to write ALL THE WORDS)about something.

He would lose his battles against his own teammates,leading them having burst finishes against Valtrieke(I HAS NO IDEA HOW TO SPELL IT.NEITHER DOES LIL SCRUB).

Honcho,Daigo,Shu,Wakiya,Ben(Blame it on scrub),and Ken(SCRUB's I D E A OK)shrugged it off because...well,he's like that mostly when he gets angry about having to battle someone(Like that episode when Wakiya made Valt angry to make him lose,so Wakiya could battle against Shu or something).

But after Valt won his battle against his next opponent,he was still very unfocused,and got them worried about it.

I mean,nothing made Valt focus again.Bread,nope.Battling,No.Practice,nah ah.Sleeping,negative.
Baking,nonahnopeitive(No,nah ah,nope,and negative mixed word).Nada.

So the teammates took turns into making Valt get focused again,but nothing worked.Honcho had went first....with a box of baby doges(not dogs...doges).

Head Honcho came out disappointed and red faced."He just ignored me"Rantaro mumbled as the rest of them looked at him."Honcho find your happy place.....TACOS,TOOTH FAIRYS,TOUCH DOOOOOOWWWWWWWNNNSS!"The red-faced funny man screamed as everyone covered there ears.

Honcho sat on da couch with his hands holding his head,as he kept being a red-face person.

Daigo went first(because they pushed him inside.Wakiya was SUPPOSED to be next,but he said he felt sick)...with a box of bread.

Then he came out,shaking his head."I had to eat the bread....and my stomach hurts"Daigo said before hitting the floor.

Shu dragged him and made him sit next to Honcho and went back with the others.

Wakiya was next,but as he went in with DORITOS,he came out on the floor...scratches on his arms and a broken arm."H-Honcho f-f-forgot his d-dogs."Wakiya said,not before joining the two other males.

Ben left because he did NOT want to end up like Wakiya,so what was left was Shu and Ken(-/\- SRRY).

Shu went in with a deep breath and entered,but you could hear screams.Shu ran out and curled up in da corner and managed to say:"V-Valt is s-s-s-scaring me"

Ken got a gulp before entering,finding the doges on da floor gulping Wakiya's HORRIBLE blood of DOOOM XD.the doges soon fell asleep..

"Erm....Valt.Ar u ok?"Kero said before seeing Valt crying softly as he had his knees pulled into his chest.

"Aww,what's wrong buddy?"Besu asked as Ken got closer to his friend.Valt noticed and scooted away.

"We are here to listen."Kero said softly before hearing Valt take a shaking deep breath.its now or never,Valt thought before facing the floor.

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