I Thought I Could Trust You (A Jahvie Love Story)

Holy shit (A/N)

IT HAS BEEN SO FUCKING LONG SINCE IVE BEEN ON WATTPAD AND SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED AND I JUST AJXJJDJDJC. Well.. I just got back onto my account and I just.. WAAAHHHH. I MISS EVERYTHING. I don't even remember what the fuck I was going to do with this story.. BUT.. if you guys want me to continue it and sheet, comment and vote cuz like banana. Okee, I love you all :3 See you soon (hopefully). Yanno while I'm here typing and shit.. Can I just bring something up ? Why is it that we never type exactly what we're thinking ? Like.. I just.. I'm gonna try it out.. right now.

okee. I'm gonna sound all ADHD like Dory from Finding Nemo.. Oh god should I put that in Italics ? And should I capitalize god ? AND SHOULD I EVEN BE FUCKING STARTING A SENTENCE WITH THE WORD AND ?! Woah.. I sound crazy, like I'm on a whole bunch of meds and shit. Well now that I think about it.. I am on a lot of meds. And like these red lines are bothering me because they're just like (in German accent), "You no good! Grammah is bad! NEIN!" Jesus.. that sounded racist.. I'm not racist. I have a mixed sister. Well.. that still doesn't mean that I'm not racist against Germans does it ? Well I like Germans a lot. Well.. the sexy emo ones.. Not the hairy ones.. NOT THAT I DONT LIKE BODY HAIR OR HAIR IN GENERAL.. I JUST DONT THINK ITS ATTRACTIVE. UNLESS ITS ON MY CHOIR TEACHER MR. HUFFAKER.. CUZ HE HAS A GOATEE AND HES SEXY EVEN.THOUGH MY FRIENDS THINK HE LOOKS LIKE THE HALF HUMAN HALF HORSE THING FROM NARNIA. Did you know that in Narnia, it was actually supposed to portray the Bible because Asland being God and all that.. This whole thing escalated too quickly.. This is why I have no friends \>_</. Woah.. did I like just invent that ? I've never seen that before :3 I'm so #sweg. Well actually I hate myself a lot but since I'm such a fucked up person, acting arrogant is mildly funny to me because I think of myself so lowly.. Well now I feel like shit ._. Awh. Well my girlfriend broke up with me.. it hurt a lot. I tried to block it out with being funny but now that I got myself depressed I'm just a big ducking emotional rollercoaster. Woah autocorrect. Why'd you change fucking to ducking ? Like.. should I go back and change it ? No.. because then all this ducking writing about fucking being ducking would be pointless. OH BLOODY HELL IT DID IT AGAIN. Woah.. I'm not British.. I can't say that.. or can I ? hmm.. Being British reminds me if when in like the 90's that interview with Marilyn Manson on the Sharon Osbourne show. Hehe I love Marilyn Manson :3 Now I'm happy. *le scream* THIS IS THE NEW SHIT. Is le a British word ? or French ? Hmm.. Where did I get that from ? Tumblr maybe.. But I don't even have a tumblr.. Oh oh oh.. But I do see the funny textposts from tumblr on Instagram. How ironic. You should follow me on Instagram. @jayyslittledemon. I'll follow you back.. and give you a cookie. Well I can't actually give you a cookie through a phone screen. My grandma bought orangesicle cookie mix. I wonder if it'll be good.. I want a cookie now. WHAT IF THEY TASTE AMAZING. oh glob I need to go make those cookies.. She also bought the matching icing. Would that ruin the cookie to put icing on it ? Hmm.. I've never had icing on top of a cookie. EXCEPT for like oreos and sheet. I SHOULD MAKE ORANGESICLE OREO THINGIES. Ew Lorde is on my radio.. she's a cunt. I dislike her. I saw this really funny tumblr post on Instagram about her.. but I can't quite remember it. DAMMIT THIS SONG IS CATCHY EVEN THOUGH I CANT UNDERSTAND A FUCKING WORD SHES SAYING BESIDES "But we sure know how to run free." I can't .. because I can't run. because I'm fat. OH SO DO YOU NOT LIKE FAT PEOPLE LORDE HUH ?! Okee.. so I just realized how fucking crazy I am ._. Ima go make cookies.

BAI YOU SEXY LITTLE ORANGESICLE COOKIES.