The Wife Project By Professor Alexandria Woods

The Wife Project

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I have found the solution to my problem. I have found the key to embark on a project that had been long overdue and with numerous attempts of constant defilement - most in particular by Raven and Octavia, I was forced - but obliged - to embark on a search.

The Wife Project.

As with many scientific breakthroughs, the answer was obvious in retrospect. But had it been for many unscheduled events - due to Raven's persistence I was duty-bound to give a lecture on the History of the 13 Clans. If it weren't for the untimely manner of series of events and my friend's constant banter, it is unlikely I wouldn't have discovered it.

The following series of events was caused by Raven Reyes, as I have mentioned, it is a lecture that she was initially committed to but then withdrawn due to some unforeseen circumstances. Therefore, I was to replace her and deliver it myself. It is not my expertise for I am a research scientist however, having known that my fascination with history was well accounted for by Raven - I was, hence, suitable.

"It wouldn't be a problem, Lexa," Raven said, munching on her apple, "it's bunch of 11 and 12 years olds anyway. They're visiting for the day. "

"Children," I stared at her depicting a blank look, "you are asking me to lecture about the history of the 13 clans on a group of elementary school students."

"Yes," she nodded ever so happily, "Lexa, I'm a mechanical engineer professor and we both know we both share our love for history but it just so happened that I can't do it due to some unforeseen circumstances. I owe a friend a big favor. So please?"

I was extremely annoyed by the sudden turn of event. Had I known that I will be lecturing children, I would have backed out. However, Raven, as persistent as she is, have a solution.

"They have a guardians, Lexa." She said, giving me that eye roll. "Just ask one of the guardians to settle the little rascals. There! Problem solved!"

Problem solved? Oh dear Lord. Among this sudden events the time for preparation was timely-shared with my daily routines. My lunch was disrupted and my house spring cleaning was cut short by initial 97 minutes, to now, 64 minutes. Which also equivalent to not cleaning my bathroom at the designated time.

I was faced with three options and none of them were satisfactory:

Cleaning the bathroom after the lecture which will end at exactly 5.15pm. I have designated exactly 45 minutes for the lecture alone, not including the pre-set up and question and answer portion. Moreover, this will overlap with my gym schedule and with lack of exercise, which in therefore, affects mental and physical performance.Rescheduling the bathroom cleaning to the next available slot, Friday, will be a compromised bathroom hygiene and great risk for disease.Withdrawal from the lecture will eventually risk a shaky relationship with Raven.

I presented the dilemma to Raven in a point form powerpoint slide, who, being her self-proclaimed 'genius' and 'solution crackhead', had offered solutions.

"I can give you Wick's number and I'll even pay for the services," Raven offered, showing me the cleaner's personal number.

I explained to Raven - repeatedly - that no cleaner can clean my bathroom unless it's the Trikru lady with a very respectable self-invented toilet bowl cleaner. The 'Wick' cleaner that Raven had offered had suddenly disappeared which later on followed by a series of Raven and Octavia arguments. Up to this point I was still clueless as to what happened.