The Yeller Season 3

The Yeller S3 Episode 13: Date Night

AUTHOR'S NOTE: The past three seasons of this series are all located on another website. If this episode is popular enough, I will try to bring the rest over here. Also note that this is the season 3 finale.

YELLER HOUSEHOLD

*Bo comes into the living room, and sees Yeller sitting on the sofa, watching TV. "Business as usual, eh, son?" Bo asks. Yeller doesn't respond. "Son!" Bo yells. "Huh? Oh, hey Dad. How long have you been there?" Yeller asks. "For a few moments, actually." Bo says. "How come you didn't say anything?" Yeller asks. "I did, dear boy." Bo says. "Yeah, right. I think I would've heard you if you did." Yeller comments. "Son, I've been meaning to ask you something. Don't you think you are a tad...I don't know...too invested in this television?" Bo asks. "What? No! That's crazy! I barely ever watch TV!" Yeller says. "Son, you have been in front of that electronic device for the past eight hours, only lifting yourself off of the sofa to eat or go to the bathroom. Perhaps it is time for you to make some new friends so that you will have something other to do than watch television." Bo says. "I have friends." Yeller says. "Please don't tell me you are referring to that hoodlum, Dun Dun. I would hardly refer to her as a good friend." Bo says. "You didn't say anything about good friends, you just said friend." Yeller notes. Bo sighs. "Let me rephrase that. I think you need to make new friends that are NOT criminals." Bo says. "Dad, I don't need new friends! I am perfectly happy with my life now." Yeller says. Yeller turns the TV off, and stands up. "Are you going outdoors?" Bo asks. "No, I am taking my company elsewhere, and I'm going upstairs to watch TV in the comfort of my bedroom. I hope your happy, Dad. You alienated your own son!" Yeller says. "You're disowning me?!" Bo asks. "You left me with no choice." Yeller says. "Will you still feel that way when its allowance day?" Bo asks. Yeller stares at him for a moment. "We'll talk later." Yeller says, before running upstairs. Bo pulls out his cell phone, and makes a call. "Salvatore, old boy! How are you today?...I'm lovely, thank you for asking. Say, do you remember a few years back, when you tried to set your daughter up with my son?...I said that was an absurd idea, and that no one was good enough for my son? Oh, sorry about that. Well, I've changed my mind. Is she still single?...Excellent! So, how about I invite your daughter over for dinner tonight?...No, not for me! For my son!...What do you mean you didn't know I had a son? I just-Salvatore, have you been drinking again?...Well, before you pass out drunk, be sure to ask your daughter to come over my house in time for 7 PM. Thank you, my friend. Ciao!" Bo says, before hanging up.

Later, at 7PM...

*Bo is sitting on the sofa, doing a crossword puzzle, when Yeller comes downstairs. "What's for dinner?" Yeller asks. "Steak." Bo responds. "Steak? The only time you ever make steak is when someone gets married or when someone dies." Yeller says. "I also made steak when I divorced your mother." Bo adds. "So, what's the special occasion tonight? Are you getting married?" Yeller asks. "Heavens no! Never again shall I participate in that absurd ritual known as getting married! No, tonight, is YOUR night." Bo says. "I'm not getting married." Yeller says. "No, but you do have a date." Bo says. "I have a WHAT?" Yeller asks. "Do you need a q tip? I said you have a DAAAAAAAAAATE." Bo says. "Since when? And with who?" Yeller asks. "Do you remember my old business associate, Salvatore Williams?" Bo asks. "The drunk?" Yeller asks. "Yes, that's the one." Bo says. "Wait a minute...DID YOU SET ME UP WITH HIS DAUGHTER?!" Yeller angrily asks. "That's right, I nearly forgot that the two of you have already met." Bo says. "Yeah, we met. That girl is spoiled rotten! Not to mention that she is a complete snob!" Yeller says. "Come now, son, this was years ago! I'm sure Tessa has changed her ways since then." Bo says. "I wouldn't hold my breath. I'm sorry, but I am NOT going on this date." Yeller says. "You're right, you aren't going on a date. You are staying right here. Your date will be within the comforting walls of your own home." Bo says. "I don't care if the date is on a tropical island where the resort is made out of one hundred dollar bills, I'm not going on this date! Besides, I already have plans with Dun Dun." Yeller says. "You WHAT?!" Bo asks. "Do YOU need a q tip? I said I have plans with DUN DUN." Yeller says. "Son, that girl CANNOT come anywhere near this house during the date!" Bo says. "Good thing there isn't gonna be a date, then." Yeller says. "You are going to participate in this date, and you are going to like it!" Bo yells. "And what if I don't? What are you gonna do? Huh?" Yeller asks. "Oh, I don't know. I guess I COULD always cut off your allowance, leaving you with virtually no money in your name. But, I'm sure that wouldn't bother you." Bo says. Yeller forces a smile. "What time is Tessa coming over?" Yeller asks. "Any moment now. In fact, she should've been here by now." Bo says. The doorbell rings. "Ah, that must be her. Hang tight, dear boy." Bo says. Bo walks over to the door, and opens it to Tessa. "Tessa! Hello! Lovely to see you, again!" Bo says. "Hello Bo. I apologize for the delay, but the limo driver seems to find it to be difficult to drive the limo up to my front door on time. That wont be a problem much longer, I'm going to fire the fool." Tessa says. Tessa walks over to Yeller. "Alexander! Its been so long! Have you done something different with your hair? Oh, nope, still bald, I see!" Tessa says. "Just as friendly as ever, eh?" Yeller sarcastically asks. "No need to get so worked up. I'm merely joking. My, my, my, always so serious. So, has the chef begun to cook yet?" Tessa asks. "No chef, my dear. I will be cooking." Bo says. "You don't have a chef? I thought you were rich?" Tessa asks. "I've never had much of a need for hired help. I can do anything they can. Besides, I'd much rather put my money towards something more useful, rather than people who will run my errands for me." Bo says. "I see...I suppose we'll have to agree to disagree. Alexander, what on earth are you wearing? That outfit is atrocious!" Tessa says. "Its my regular clothes, and for the record, I go by Yeller." Yeller says. "This is supposed to be a date, and you dress yourself in street clothes? How utterly insulting!" Tessa says. "It would've been helpful if I actually new there was gonna be a date." Yeller says. "Oh, hilarious! Pedestrian humor! Never gets old!" Tessa says. "Tessa, can you wait in the kitchen for me? I need to talk to my Dad." Yeller says. "I suppose so. Based off of your father's previous statement, I don't suppose you have a butler to show me the way to the kitchen." Tessa says. "Its the big doorway without the door. It isn't that hard to find." Yeller says. "No need to be rude about it. I'll see you in the kitchen." Tessa says, before walking out of the room. Yeller turns towards Bo. "I CANT stand that woman! Get her out of here!" Yeller says. "I agree, it wasn't a wonderful first impression. Technically, second impression. But, I'm sure once you get the chance to know her, you'll find that deep down, she is actually quite decent." Bo says. "We'll see." Yeller says, before walking into the kitchen. A moment later, the doorbell rings. "Oh no." Bo says. Bo walks over to the front door, and opens it to Dun Dun. "Where Yeller?" Dun Dun asks. "Hello, Dun Dun! How unexpected! What brings you to my lovely home?" Bo asks. "Dun Dun come to see Yeller. She and Yeller have plans." Dun Dun says. "I'm sorry, but Yeller isn't home." Bo says. "WHAT?!" An angry Dun Dun yells.