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The Signs Home Alone:

Aries: Searching the refrigerator for food then complaining how there's nothing

Taurus: sleeping

Gemini: constantly saying to themselves "if a robber came in I would do..." them comping up with different scenarios

Cancer: probably hasn't realized they're home alone

Leo: ends up leaving home

Virgo: singing their favorite songs obnoxiously loud

Libra: probably taking a long ass bath

Scorpio: looking out the window and watching every car pass

Sagittarius: probably talking to themselves

Capricorn: watching Netflix

Aquarius: probably half naked just wandering

Pisces: calling for their mom over and over again until they realized no one's there

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