How The Signs Got Expelled From School:
Aries: Breaking someone's nose
Taurus: Ordered dozens of pizza on the principal's credit card
Gemini: Changed their grades on the teacher's computer
Cancer: Called the teacher a stupid cunt
Leo: Got caught watching hentai in the middle of class
Virgo: Hacked the school wifi and disabled fireworks
Libra: Snuck vodka into water bottles, threw up in class
Scorpio: Stalking a cute teacher out of school
Sagittarius: Brought their cat to school and it scratched someone
Capricorn: Had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall
Aquarius: Threatened someone with a pair of scissors
Pisces: Pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for
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Zodiac Signs
RandomJust a book filled with fun facts and relatable scenarios of each sign. Comment which sign you are! Would be advised to read with black pages. [Most of them are brought from the internet.]
