Tru Zodiac Signs Descriptions:
Aries: Get a job nerd
Taurus: Really intimidating and likes plants
Gemini: You talk too fast
Cancer: Cute and probably cries a lot
Leo: Sexy and definitely cries a lot
Virgo: Get that stick out of your ass
Libra: Satans cousin three times removed
Scorpio: Pretty ok with murder
Sagittarius: Wow rude
Capricorn: *Mr Krab Voice* Money
Aquarius: Came from the eleventh plane of the void
Pisces: Really excited about birthday parties
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Zodiac Signs
RandomJust a book filled with fun facts and relatable scenarios of each sign. Comment which sign you are! Would be advised to read with black pages. [Most of them are brought from the internet.]
