When Auther rushes into your house?

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Natsu: You and Natsu were talking about having another baby...

*Dreams about a PWETTY babie*

CAT...... To accompany Happy!

When...

"Hey Natsu, what colour hair shall our baby have?"
"Dunno, pink?"

And this is when Auther ran into their house.

"HOLY CWAP U BOTH R HAVING BABIES? GIMME TWINS,TRIPLETS,QUADTRIPLETS AND I DONT KNOOOWWWW!"

*Auther runs out*

"WE MENT BY A BABY CAT TO ACCOMPANY HAPPY YOU DUMBO!"
"So mean... WaaaAAAAaaa"
"Sorry, but WE AINT HAVING A BABY."
"OH YES U R"
"NO!"
"I HAVE WRITING POWERS! I CAN CHANGE THIS STORY!"
"Oh no... RUNNN"

So Y/N and Natsu ran into their bedroom and had sess and had another baby instantly and Y/N immediately gave birth and the baby instantly became 9 years old.

"GODDAMMIT AUTHER!!!!!!!"
Y/N, Natsu, the new baby and their 1 month year old baby screamed.

"Well. . . At least I helped your 1 month old say his first words?"
*Runs off to the sunset*

Gray: You both were talking about ice when...

"HELLO THERE 50 SHADES OF GRAY AND FIFTY SEXINESS OF Y/N!!! DO DA ICE BUCKET CHALLENGE CAUSE U LIKE ICE SU MUCH! SND THE DONATIONS WILL GO TO ME!!!"

"HELL NA--"

Y/N made an Iron bucket while Gray filled it with ice, and Juvia filled it with icy cold water, and Auther lowered Gray's tolerant with cold.

Then a bunch of ice and water came out of the bucket and onto Y/N and Gray.

"OH COLD WTF I THOT I AM IMMUNE TO COLD WAT THE FISHHHH"
"YESHHHH SUUU COLD AND PAAAINNNN"
"Dude, you a masochist OR something?"
"I WAS ACTING OUHCHCHCHHHH"
"WELL BYE SUCKERSSS"
*Runs away*

Sting: Sting and Y/N were talking about the guild when...

"HOW ABOUT YA BE LIGHT AND SHADOW AND HATE EACH OTHER FOR A DAY?"
"NOOOO!!! --".

Suddenly, they hated each other

"EWH I GET TURNED OFF WHEN I LOOK AT YOU!"
"OH YEAH YOUR DICK IS USELESS LIKE YOURSELF!"
"BRUUUHHH IM THE MASTER YOURE OFF!"
"BRUUUHHH IM THE MASTER WIFE YOURE OFF!"
"WE'RE MARRIED? FISH"
"YUP NOW I LUV YOU... NOT!!"

"Hehehe..."

And it went on, and on, and on... Until they have sess. ;)

Rogue: You and Rogue were about to kiss when...
"HELL NO YOU BIJ!"
*Slaps and kisses Rogue*
"HE MINE NOW SHOO!"
:3 sorry lol

Gajeel: "GIMME IRON ROD BABIES!!!!"
*Makes lots of them*
"NOW YOU WILL DIE FROM STRESS FROM THESE BABAYSSS!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA LOL"

And Auther ran away, leaving the two confused and angry pair alone with a bunch if crazy iron rod that just rolled out of Y/N's vagina. Deal with it.

*THUG LYFE!!!*

Lyon: Well he was about to sexual harassment you and Auther killed him. And revived him then made a clone of Lyon and herself, then the both clone stood in front of each other, and Auther will forever punch Lyon clone in the face forever... 

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