Fairy Tail - Boyfriend Scenerios {Finished} (UNDER EDITING)

DRAGON SLAYER SPECIAL - When they steal ya food!

Dragon Slayer Special - When they steal ya food

Natsu: "WHAT THE HELL NATSU? WHY ARE YOU IN MY HOUSE?"

"To eat duh!"

"MY FAVOURITE FOOD!!!! NOOO!!! MY COKE TOO! AND ICE CREAM! UGH! YOU'RE DEAD!"

"Then you will become a widow..."

"Excuse me? Where did you learn that word from? ?"

"From Mira!"

"Widows are MARRIED women whose husband has died, I am NOT married to you!"

"Oh... I'm sorry... I will pay for everything I ate..."

"Thank you Natsu. That's way better. As a reward..."

You fished out a ring from your pocket and tossed it to him, smirking at Natsu as his face instantly turned as red as a tomato.

Laxus: "L-Laxus? Why are you in my kitchen?"
"Oh, I was hungry and I was too lazy to get my own food, so I decided to crash your house and steal some food!"

"That's now a good excuse, Laxus. You broke my freaking door. MY POOR DOOR! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? I AIN'T GOT THE MONEY TO REPAIR IT!!!"

"Jeez, calm down, want some Doritos?"

"NO. Actually... Wait, no. You will NOT bribe me with my own Doritos."

"Still, calm down young lady"

"Fine." You pouted.

"Next time, tell me. Don't just break into my house, okay? "

He walked behind you and hugged my waist, burying his face into your neck. You blushed a little since he rarely did this.

"I forgive you, but you have to make amendments for breaking my door."

"What?"

"A KISS!"

He chuckled, before kissing you on the lips. Your eyes were closed, but when you opened your eyes, you saw him making this tensed, funny ass face. Clearly, it showed his lack of experience.

You burst out laughing.

"What?"
"You--HAHAHA look HAHAHA s--o HAHAHHA funny! HAHAHHA" (that sounds creepy.)

"..."
"..."
"Let's just ignore that."
"Agreed"

Rogue: "... I can clearly see your shadow Rogue... "

He then turned back into human from a shadow.

"I'm Sowwy for eeting wour fowwd" He said while stuffing himself with... MY DEAR CHOCOLATE!!

"MY PRECIOUS CHOCOLATE SPECIALLY HANDGROWN IN BRAZIL IN THE MOUNTAIN REGIONS OF MOUNT EVEREST, AND WATERED WITH WHISKEY EVERYDAY!!"

*gulp* You hear Rogue swallow.

"That was deli--IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY"

You walked up to him and, well, hugged him while punching his chest lightly.

"Next time don't eat my chocolate!"

"I'm keeping that in mind, though I really don't understand how I fell for you... But let's get your made in.. Was is Brazil or Mount Everest? Whatever it was."

"You're paying!"

"Sure, sure."

Sting: "Hopefully Y/N is not here--"

"Excuse me Sting Eucliffe, WHY DO YOU HAVE A BAG OF CHIPS, COKE, ICE CREAM? AND WHY IS MY FRIDGE EMPTY?"

"Uhh... Listen, I can explain myself-"

"EXPLAIN. NOW. OR. FEAR. MY. WRATH." *dark aura surrounds Y/N*

"AHHHH I'M SORRY! DON'T HURT ME PLEASE!!"

As he begged you, he suddenly grew bigger and bigger.

Oh no. We now have a Chubby Sting.

"Sting. Drop the food."

"NO! WHY?!"

You shoved a mirror into his face, and you saw him turn pale. He immediately dropped you food onto the ground.

"I guess this is karma.. I'm sorry Y/N... I won't steal your food ever again."

You smiled as your heart was warmed by his cuteness, and ran to give him a big hug.

Good thing is, he did return back to his original state. Maybe it's because of your hot, passionate love that returned him.

Gajeel: "THE SWORD!!!" I shouted as I saw Gajeel eating my beautifully crafted iron sword that I wanted to graciously bestow upon to Erza!!

"I'm hungry, can't I eat it?"

"I wanted to give it to Erza!"

"Gihehehe, now you don't have anything to give her at her birthday party~"

"Did you eat it on purpose?"

"No! Why would I? I'm sorry for eating your iron sword, but I am very hungry..."

"I forgive you, but please buy the same exact sword, okay? I really don't want to ruin Erza's birthday.."

"Sure! But you must sing for me when I get back~"

"Haha... The only thing you'll hear is the symphony of your screams when I beat the shit out of you-"

"OHHH would you look at the time!!! Time to go out and buy the sword-"

"..."

Cobra: (In this story, you are a professional witch. YESSSS. With magic. Poison magic.)
"Cobra..."
I said angrily as he was gulped down my FAVOURITE poison!
"Wh--OH CRAP DON'T POISON ME WITH THAT POISON!"
"Oh I WILL..."

I said as I poured a special poison all over Cobra. It's called 'Poison Dragon Killer' . I don't know why but it is called like that...

"OWWWW IT BURNS!!! WATER!! GIVE ME WATTAAAAAR"

"Never. Die. HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA"
"You kn-- OUCH... Know, I won't die... OUCH IT FLIPPING BURNS LIKE NATSU JUMPING INTO LAVA WHILE ON FIRE!!"
"Okay..."

"I WILL GET MY REV---" *Faints from extreme pain.

"Nah. I have about 5 big vials here and I can always make more. And my favourite poison... It will take 5 days for 1 small vial!!! I hate you!!!"

The end. I will make more Hehehehe. Like MATING SEASON! OH BABAY! I WILL MAKE LEMON! AND MAKE IT SOUR!!! MHAHAHAHAHA I will try...