Percy Jackson - Facebook Time

lol

--Jason Grace has updated his Lightning Bolt---

lol

---Yep, he's gone off his rocker---

Piper McLean: You've said that at least 200 times in the last convo about Percy obsessing, what's so funny?

Jason Grace: ...................

Piper McLean: Yep I'm dating an idiot

Thalia Grace: Wait, Jason, say something.

Jason Grace: lol

Thalia Grace: Wait, I recognize this

Piper McLean: What is he doing?

Thalia Grace: He did this when he was five. He just wants more attention.

Artemis: THALIA GRACE GET BACK TO PATROL DUTY RIGHT NOW

---Thalia Grace has logged off---

Travis Stoll: Duty, lol

Piper McLean: NO! We are not having another Jason

Travis Stoll: Fiiinnnneeee

Jason Grace: tell me how to looooooling stloooolp

Hazel Levesque: Is that a feeble attempt at swearing I hear?

Percy Jackson: No, Hazel. Go away

Hazel Levesque: :( (ToT)/~~~

Frank Zhang: PERCY!!! STOP BEING MEAN TO HAZIE WAZIE OR I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Percy Jackson: Well then

Jason Grace: lol

Thalia Grace: Jason! Cut this the duck out!

Leo Valdez: Yeah! Jason, I want my bro back!

Percy Jackson: Wow, you too should just come out as a couple already

Annabeth Chase: *two

Percy Jackson: -_-

Leo Valdez: The commonly seen Water Whale has been sighted!

Percy Jackson: Is that a joke about me being a son of Poseidon? Or are you just being weird again?

Leo Valdez: I like trains :|

Jason Grace: lol

---Zeus has updated his Lightning Bolt---

What's up with my son copying my wall name? And why is he going crazy with the loling?

---Zeus is mad again, let's see what people have to say---

Athena: Actually, Father, I'm pretty sure that you copied him.

Zeus: No! I'm the King. I am the creator of all. Even Facebook!

Mark Zuckerburg: No, Greek role play bozos. I AM THE CREATOR OF FACEBOOK.

Chaos: And I am the creator of the world, great-grandson

Zeus: well, I'm the eldest god then

Aphrodite: Actually, I am the eldest.

Zeus: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 I AM THE ELDEST THERE EVER WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

Apollo: Losing control of the shift key, are we, Dad?

Zeus: Die, you nitpicky son! You are too much like your sister!

Hades: Actually, I am the eldest, aside from Aphrodite of course

Zeus: You are a horrible brother! Die!

---Zeus has logged off to go kill Hades---

Hades: oh ship

---Hades has logged off to run---

Percy Jackson: So Zeus went off his rocker again, didn't he?

Apollo: It appears so

Jason Grace: Well I'm happy Dad didn't interfere

Jupiter: JASON!! WHAT DID YOU SAY ABOUT ME, BOI?

Travis Stoll: lol, he said boi.

Jupiter: It was a motherducking typo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Piper McLean: Jason, you stopped! Yay!

Jason Grace: Oops

---Hermes has updated his Wallet---

Let's go on a stealing run!

---With Travis Stoll, Connor Stoll, and Percy Jackson---

---Oh boy this'll be fun---

Percy Jackson: Annabeth has me under 24/7 surrveilance. 

Annabeth Chase: *surveillance, and this is exactly why.

---Chiron likes this comment---

Hermes: Whatever, what about my sons?

Hera: Unfortunately, Hermes, you are not allowed to see your children.

Hermes: But Dino does!!

Dionysus: FOR THE LAST TIME, MY NAME IS DIONYSUS, NOT DINO. ALSO, GET ME OUT OF THIS CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hera: Unfortunately, Dino only sees his children because he has to work at Camp.

Dionysus: But the dryad made the first move! I actually tried to warn her off when Zeus saw me.

Nissie the Dryad: -_-

Leo Valdez: Huh, I didn't know whales were also plants

Travis Stoll: We would

Connor Stoll: love too, Dad!

Hermes: -_-

Leo Valdez: apparently, whales also travel a lot and steal random things

---Hermes has blocked Leo Valdez---

Super McShizzle: I can still bug you this way!

---Hermes has logged off---

Frank Zhang: You are above this Leo. This is a Percy attempt

Percy Jackson: Wonderful joke, Leo

Leo Valdez: Stop hacking my secret account, Percy

Percy Jackson: Dam it