Percy Jackson - Facebook Time

The Revolt

---Hades has updated his Skeleton---

Now that I am at least two people's favorite god, can I be King now?

---Zeus ain't gonna like that last bit---

Zeus: No

Athena: You will be better than Dad, that's for sure

Zeus: You are just not smart enough to comprehend my awesomeness

Poseidon: ummm, no, that's my line

Athena: KEEP YOUR SON AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER POSEIDON

Poseidon: Oh, stuff it Owl Head

Athena: You shouldn't be talking, seaweed. Your son probably poisoned my daughter!!!

Annabeth Chase: For the record, Percy didn't poison me

Percy Jackson: Yeah! My fishies needed my attention toooooo muchly???????????

Annabeth Chase: ........wat? You're not exactly helping

Athena: Actually, it's now more likely that he poisoned himself. -.-

Leo Valdez: That's a pretty thin whale.

---Athena has blocked Leo Valdez---

Athena: And for the record, Hades should be King.

Hades: Yes!!!!!!!!

Persephone: My husband would make a wonderful King.

Hera: No, I am Queen and I must stay in power. No new Kings!

Hephaestus: I vote for Hades

Hera: WELL I GUESS I SEE WHERE YOUR LOYALTIES LIE, SCUM!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE SO UGLY, IMMA THROW YOU OFF THE MOUNTAIN AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hades: I would just catch him when he falls

Hera: I WILL KILL ALL OF YOU PUNY GODS!!!!!!! DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

---Hera has logged off to kill all of you puny gods---

Zeus: I don't appreciate that, Mark

Mark Zuckerburg: I didn't program that... but I will kill who did! The gods should not be disrespected like that.

Leo Valdez: *runs from Mark Zuckerburg*

Mark Zuckerburg: Yeah you better run boi for hacking my baby!

Zeus: lol

Hephaestus: *is stabbed by Hera*

Hephaestus: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WOMAN!!!!!!! 

Hazel Levesque: *shoots Hephaestus with eye lasers*

Hephaestus: -_-

Leo Valdez: Apparently, I am related to whales

---Hephaestus has logged off---

Frank Zhang: Good job Leo, you just weirded out your own PARENT

Leo Valdez: I know, lol

Zeus: HERA! STOP BREAKING DOWN DOORS AND WRECKING THINGS AND GO TO BED

Hera: YOU PUNY EXCUSE FOR A HUSBAND! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!

---All of the gods have logged off to run from their crazy queen---

Percy Jackson: well that escalated quickly

---The Unofficial Camp Half-Blood Page likes this---

Chiron: everyone into the Hephaestus cabin underground, as the sky will soon be roaring with lightning

---One hour later---

Leo Valdez: Welcome to my crib, Peeps!

Jason Grace: It's just a little cramped in here

Annabeth Chase: oh just a little NAW DIP IT'S CRAMPED

Nico di Angelo: I have to pee

Leo Valdez: Well, if I could just crawl over Percy's body here...

Percy Jackson: sry Leo

Frank Zhang: *squeak*

Leo Valdez: ?

Hazel Levesque: He turned into a mouse to conserve more room, considering that the seven of us are sharing one single room because Leo won't share his -_-

Leo Valdez: well I don't like sharing with whales

Nico di Angelo: I still have to pee

Leo Valdez: OH FOR ZEUS'S SAKE USE MY BATHROOM THEN

---Nico di Angelo has logged off to pee---

Piper McLean: Does Facebook really have to add that last part?

Mark Zuckerburg: Yes

---Mark Zuckerburg has logged off---

Piper McLean: Well then