Percy Jackson - Facebook Time

Foooooooooooooood

---Percy Jackson has updated his Fish Bowl---

I like foooooooooooooooooooooooooood

---Well then---

Nico di Angelo: I didn't know taht from the incessant shouting of it directly into my ear.

Percy Jackson: Well, I never know what you are doing locked up in your cabin all the time. So I wanted to let you know.

Annabeth Chase: *that, and really, Percy? How mature.

Percy Jackson: Why thank you Annie

---Percy Jackson has updated his Fish Bowl---

I am so sorry Mistress. Please don't put me on the steak to burn!

---Facebook has nothing to say to that so it will leave it to the comments---

Piper McLean: WTF Percy????? And how did Facebook become intelligent?

Mark Zuckerburg: I am a genius programmer and that's all there is to say. I am awesome.

Leo Valdez: No offence, Mr. Zuckerburg, but please leave our private conversations alone. Also, TAHT BE MY LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mark Zuckerburg: Fine. It's not like I like those darn Greek gods anyways. I worship the Romans!

Hazel Levesque: ^^^^Preaching to the choir here

Jupiter: AT LEAST SOMEONE LIKES US

Annabeth Chase: Let me just say this. I hacked his account because he called me Annie. Also, Leo, *that

Leo Valdez: Stop correcting everyone just because they make one little mistake, you lil' shit

Hazel Levesque: This is the appropriate use of the "S" word

---Annabeth Chase has logged off---

Percy Jackson: oh.... bye Annie!

Nico di Angelo: Aren't you hungry anymore? I bought you cake!

Percy Cakeson: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

---Percy Cakeson updated his Cake---

Enjoying cake with Death Breath!

---Comments on the cakiness---

Will Solace: But Neeks! Tonight was supposed to be our date night!

Nico di Angelo: How many times have I told you not to call me Neeks?

Will Solace: idk... a few hundred or so. I honestly lost count

Nico di Angelo: Also, STAHP CALLING ME DEATH BREATH.

Hades: STOP TEASING MY SON APOLLO SCUM

Apollo: Did you just call my son scum????

Hades: shut up sunny I'm older than you

Apollo: OK, that's it.

---Apollo has logged off to go kill Hades---

Hades: I'm immortal b*tch I can't die!

Hazel Levesque: Dad, I'm warning you now: stop swearing or I will be forced to take action

Pluto: SHE IS MY DAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!! HAZEL, GET YOUR MINDSET STRAIGHT!

Hazel Levesque: He's dead, Jim.

Percy Cakeson: Haz, are you part of the Star Trek fandom?

Hazel Levesque: of course!

Hades: Well, duh, we're related.

Pluto: squints eyes in Hades's direction

Hades: uhhhhhhh

Percy Cakeson: I found my favorite god!

Poseidon: !!!!

Percy Cakeson: oh stuff it dad