Percy Jackson - Facebook Time

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Piper McLean: Who is this? Cuz' it's not an Aphrodite kid.

Percy Jackson: Not a Poseidon kid

Jason Grace: Not a Zeus kid

Annabeth Chase: Not an Athena kid

Clarisse La Rue: It's a pansy, so he's not an Ares kid.

Will Solace: Not an Apollo kid

Will Solace: or Artemis, for that matter

Thalia Grace: Not a Hunter

Pollux: Not a sibling of mine

Travis Stoll: Not a

Connor Stoll: Hermes kid

Annabeth Chase: -_-

Leo Valdez: Welcome back to Whale Watchers! I'm your host, McShizzle Valdez! The common Sirioso Athenian whale has just appeared!

Leo Valdez: And it's not a Hephaestus kid, so idk who it is.

Percy Jackson: Chiron, do you know who this kid is?

Chiron: No. You're disturbing my nap. Go away.

Percy Jackson: o_O

Me: And let the games begin!

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Okay, people. The list of people who will be competing is Percy, Annabeth, Jason, Piper, Frank, Hazel, Leo, and Nico.

Jason Grace: Who the duck are you?!

Hazel Levesque: Nice save... But I'll be watching you... 8_8

Jason Grace: Not the double eyes again!

Me: Ummm... okay, then... I am Me, obviously. And be quiet! You are interrupting my Facebook posts!

Me: As I was saying, those eight people will be competing in the Me Games.One of these people will be the first contestant, seperated from the rest of them. I will ask that person a question, and if they get it right, they will be able to have one other person of their choice join them. Now quabble among yourselves to pick the first contestant.

Frank Zhang: If we have to do this, considering I am in a dark room surrounded by you people with no way out, I pick Nico.

Nico di Angelo: WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hazel Levesque: 8_8

Nico di Angelo: Not the double eyes...

Annabeth Chase: NO! We will not be having another Leo!

Nico di Angelo: Fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Me: Yay!

Nico di Angelo: AHHHHHHHHHHH! helpimbeingattackedbynoth-

Jason Grace: Should we be worried?

Me: Yes, yes, you should be very much worried.

Jason Grace: ....meep....

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---with Nico di Angelo---

Me: First question! What is lighter than air, and yet a million men cannot lift it.