My cousin: *playing Pokémon sun*
Me: WHAT PART ARE YOU AT
Cousin: idk look
Me: *checks* GASPU
Me: YOURE GONNA SEE MY BAE SOON
Cousin: Your bae?
Me: YES
Cousin: *sees Gladion*
Gladion: *is a jerk*
Cousin: I don't like him
Me: GAAAASSPPPPP
Cousin: *battles Gladion*
Team skull members: *are mean to Gladion*
Cousin: Aw that's so sad! I like him now
Me: Yes you better
Cousin: I like your son better though
Me: I like my son, but I also like my husband
Me: My husband hates my son tho
Earlier-
Ilima: *speaks*
Cousin: What's his name?
Me: Ilima
Cousin: I'm gonna call him Llama
Me: Okay
Later but still earlier-
Cousin: *is trapped between Lillie and a lamp*
Me: Having fun with that lamp?
Cousin: Yeah it's my bae
Me: Great
Lol she's seven
