Bullies/Romance Novels?

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Okay well, let's go in order, shall we?

Bullies: mean, horrible creatures that judge and torment us, making our lives living hells.

A bit over-the-top but let's just say, they're people with problems that like to cause problems. And if the bully doesn't have problems and is just pure evil, you have to ask yourself,

ya sure they ain't satan himself? Because that's a problem of its own.

K. I'll stop. Haha, I just remembered something. Once, I was texting my friend and she told me BRB and I replied K. She then replied L. I was what? Then I started laughing for a good minute. If you still don't get it, it's alphabetical. H I J K L M N O P. She's cool like that.

Anyway, I always do this; go off topic and rant about unnecessary things. Goodness.

Bullies in stories are almost always non Muslim, most likely a blonde female, popular, and well, pretty.

Ya gotta love clichés right? Reading the same thing over, and over, and over again. It's like freakin' High School Musical but starring a Muslim girl.

Next topic: Romance Novels?

Ok. Serious mode on.

Have you ever read a book, not on Wattpad, but a real paperback that wasn't about romance? I have. One of the best books out there aren't about romance. Like Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck. Or The Giver by Lois Lowry. Or even The Lightening Thief (Percy Jackson) by Rick Riordan if you may.

So why is it different on Wattpad? It doesn't have to be. Every single Islamic book on Wattpad has a wedding at the end and living happily ever after. Why?

Life isn't candy and unicorns. < don't even call me out on this one:P (serious mode broken)

Books can be about anything so why limit yourself to romance?

In Shaa Allah, my next book will be about a Muslim girl and sports. I was thinking soccer since I might actually be playing soccer this year. But seriously? Soccer? Or in other countries, football? I mean, first it was volleyball. Which I did play on a team three years back. I don't know I've been thinking about it and-ugh. Can I not be totally off topic for once?

I'm just brainstorming but yeah. That's what I got. I want to start right away but I can't juggle three books. That'd be cray cray.

Uh, so, umm, like, yeah. Don't limit yourselves to romance and uh, try not to make bullies seem like they just walked out of a Disney Channel show. You know what I mean.

Lemme share something with you, my good friend.

I absolutely dislike (hate is a strong word) when people say they're socially awkward. But when met with actual socially awkward people, they're normal, average, basic even. IF YOU'RE SOCIALLY AWKS SLASH HAVE A NATURAL DEFICIENCY IN SOCIALITY YOU JUST DONT GO AND SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS. YOU JUST DONT. I like how when I type don't in all caps auto correct is all like 'well crap she's in all caps and shouting, let's not correct her and get her even more mad' I like that.

I also dislike when people claim they're weird. What in God's name is so weird about you? Huh? Ya big floozy. Being weird is not necessarily something you're proud of. You want to know who's really weird? Amanda Bynes, but I like her weird. It's kinda refreshing.

LMHO (laughing my hijab off). I love you guys, you guys make me über happy!

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