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I HATE HER SO MUCH

I

Hate

Ms.

Brown.

She is the ABSOLUTE WORST SCIENCE TEACHER EVER. She is a pathetic excuse for a teacher.

Save me from this hell called Ms. Brown's class.

Two more days of school...

Sorry for this rant. I had to get that out there ya know? She's caused me so much stress this year. I'm only a middle school student!

The following is a rant
You don't have to read it

I have a science teacher called Ms. Brown. She's a red head Irish woman. And she's super overweight. She literally has to walk through the door sideways. Anyway. So today she gave us a 10 questions "Listening Directions Quiz". Basically, she gave us a paper, she gives instructions. We follow the instructions. Simple right? NOT WITH MS BROWN!! She gave us the most VAGUE and UNCLEAR instructions EVER KNOWN TO MANKIND. Here are all ten questions:

1. Write your name, your first name, on the last line, on the left hand margin.

My reaction: Um... WHAT DO YOU MEAN? Do you want me to write it on the left side of the red line on the left on the bottom? Or on the right side of the red line on the left on the bottom??

I wrote my name to the left of the margin on the bottom.

2. Starting at the top most line, print the numbers 1-9 leaving space in between each number.

My reaction: Ok... so horizontally or vertically????

3. Circle the number 6

My reaction: Ok simple enough. But she'll probably mark it wrong too because I put the numbers horizontally and not vertically or vice versa.

4. Fold the paper in half vertically

My reaction: Ok easy enough. *folds paper and keeps it folded*

5. Now, open the folded paper and fold it the other way, horizontally.

My reaction: Easy *opens paper and folds horizontally*

6. Using your pencil, poke a hole where the two folds meet.

My reaction: Ok... *opens fold and pokes a hole where the two folds intersect* (somewhere around the middle of the paper is where I poked it)

7. Draw a heart around that hole

My reaction: Easy. Well, scratch that. She's gonna find some way to mark this wrong.

Bonus: She said that the heart represents our "love" for her science class. Hehe nah bitch. Jokes on you it has a hole in it. That hole represents you. It's the hatred that I have for your class! :D

8: Draw a star on the top left corner of the paper.

My reaction: Ok a question I won't get wrong! ✏️ ⭐️

9: Write the first initial of your last name in the top right corner of your paper

My reaction: Easy *writes it*

10. Write "done" on the bottom most line on right hand margin when you are done

My reaction: Uhhh... Fuck it. *writes "done" next to my first name on the right side of the red margin* I definitely got this one wrong!

So, I probably failed :D Isn't that great? I bet the highest grade I could possibly get on this test is a 60% or a failing grade. Granted, some questions were easy but some were just flat out unclear. This teacher is also ruthless as fuck so she's gonna find some stupid reason to lower our grade. :D. Thanks for reading my rant... Tell me what YOU would've done if your teacher gave you this test. Do you think you'd fail? I probably did already :D.

Til' next time

                                                  -Alex