Malseb, but not really

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                                                                                   I guess I'll be reposting malseb. I didn't think people would wanna read it, but now I have peeps who want to. So Yay!!!by the way it'll be a separate book from this one. It'll be called "Stupid stories!". Just give me like three days to post it, cuz i'm moving to Texas so i'm really busy. also im sorry i never posted my character pictures, its complicated..    

So anyways lets get to the story.

Dino busted through Flair's door. "Aww man, I just fixed that door!" WAAAAAH!!~~~~!! "Dino cried. "What are you doing here Dino."? WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM!!??!

Flair: ...Waaah!?

Dino: I asked Wolfgang and he said                                                                                                                                 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FLASHBACK!~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~                                                             "Wolfgang, where do babies come from"?  Wolfgang  shuttered as he turned to face him. "Well Why don't you ask Flair". XD                                                                                                             "Ok, but why would it make a difference who tells me"? "Because Dino! Flair is a girl. Girls give birth"!! "Oh, Wolfgang you dummy dum! Boys give birth to~!"                                                           "IDIOT NO THE HELL THE DONT"!!! " YES THE DO"!!!                                                                                              ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~END OF FLASH BACK~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dino: So that's what happened

Flair: boys can't give birth

Dino: Why not?

Flair: uh, It doesn't matter!

Dino: Oh! Okay~. So what about babies?

Flair: uuhhh..EBAY! Babies totally come from Ebay!

Dino: OH~~ That makes sense~

Flair: Yep!

Dino: I"ll go buy a baby right now!~~~

Flair: ...crap!.......

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