(Yuuri POV)
"Viktor, what are you doing?" I asked my fiance with a yawn. It was early, especially for Viktor.
"Packing." he said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
"Packing? For what? And why so early?"
"For our road trip to Disney World. And because we're leaving tonight." he replied, not even looking up from what he was doing. Well. That woke me up. "What?! Disney World? Road Trip? Tonight?!" I practically screeched.
"Yeah, last night? Remember?" he said, finally looking at me, and confused at that. "Last night? No!" "Well-" he started. "Just, ugh, tell me everything, okay?" I stated, exasperated. "Alright. Well, last night, we had a party. You remember that at least. Well, probably. Right?"
I nodded, not entirely understanding where this was going.
"So, you had a few drinks. Had a dance off. Otabek won. Then, you came up to me and asked if we could go to Disney. I said maybe. You went 'pretty please, we have money, we can have a lot of fun pleassseee Vitya?' So, naturally I said yes and asked who else wanted to go. Everyone did. After that, everyone went home, bought tickets to Disney World and plane tickets! Our friends are so cool! We decided to leave tonight, first flight to Seattle, then driving to Orlando, Florida. Yurio, Otabek, Minami, Phichit, Seung-Geung, Sara, Mila, Chris, Georgi, Leo, Guang-Hong, Michele, and Emil are all going! It's very exciting! So, start packing!" He exclaimed in one breath.
I rubbed my face with one hand and sighed, going over in my head how much I loved him and would not kill him for this.
"So let me get this straight. You decided to buy us and let all our friends buy tickets to America and Disney off one of my drunken whims?" I asked him, exasperated. "Yep!" he replied happily, cheerful as ever.
"So if you all were so set on Disney, why didn't you just buy tickets for a flight to Orlando? Or, you know, to the one in California, which is MUCH closer? Why Vitya?" I asked him, waiting.
"Well, Chris is banned from Disney Land, for one. Also, everyone in Team Russia, and, of course, Chris, is banned from the Orlando airport. And multiple others in Florida, Georgia, and most of the ones surrounding the state of Florida. And we wanted the closest flight to America, but with enough time for everyone to pack. That's tonight! So start packing. We have to meet everyone at the, ugh," he shuddered.
"Shachihoko statue so we can discuss plans and such," he finished and smiled.
"Well." I started, smiling, realising these cute, stupid, immediate decisions he made were why I fell in love with him in the first place. "I better start packing, huh?" Viktor smiled even bigger than before. "Yay! Love you Yuuri!" he professed, as if new news, getting up and hugging me. "Love you too, Vitya." I answered, hugging him back and pecking his cheek.
"Now let's decide which matching shirts we should pack!"
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14 (and 1/2) Gays, A Yellow Ford, And One Epic Road Trip
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