14 (and 1/2) Gays, A Yellow Ford, And One Epic Road Trip

"Get Out of the Potted Plant!"

(Yuuri's POV)

      Soon enough, the plane landed and. I awoke everyone, carefully sneaking an exausted Minami back to his seat. As soon as we got off, I checked my phone. 5:15 a.m. it read in purple letters across a background similar to Phichit's. A did a head count. I was supposed to have 14 and a half, including Minami's short height.
    I ended up with 13 and a half. "Who are we missing?" I asked our group, checking off in my head. Wait...  
     "Where's Chris?" Phichit asked, putting it together before me, him and Chris closer than he and I, unsurprisingly.

     As if on cue, the intercom crackled and announced "Could Yuuri Katsuki and Viktor Nikiforov please come to the front desk, we have one Christophe Giacometti waiting, thank you." And then crackles out.
            
    We've been here five minutes and one of us is already in police custody, I thought, grimacing and going with Viktor to retrieve Chris.

                          *******

     We arrived at the front desk and, luckily, Chris was not that there because he was in police custody. It was because he had fainted 'from the beauty' and we were called because we apparently his emergency contacts. Well. That's just lovely. We thanked them, gave them an autograph or two (we were rather popular, even in America) and then opened the door to exit.
       That's when the whole group fell down on us. Surprisingly, the first person to speak was Michele.
 
      "Minami, get out of the potted plant!" Minami begrudgingly did, brushing dirt off himself. Everyone started getting up after that, Sueng-Gil the last up, him being at the very bottom of the pile.

    Unfortunately,  that was when Chris discovered he needed to puke, and accidentally did such all over SG's hoodie. We all just stared at in disgust while Chris continued to puke, this time in the potted plant where Minami last was.
   
    Phichit was the one that broke it, however. "Oh my gosh! Seung-Gil, I'm so sorry! I'll make Chris apologize later, oh gosh! Here give me your hoodie, I'll clean it in the bathroom, oh gosh!" He practically screamed, panicking and taking Seung-Gil's hoodie off himself. "Here, wear mine for now, I'm so sorry!" He exclaimed, chucking his hoodie behind him at the confused black haired boy as he rushed into the bathroom, who cocked his to the side like an upset puppy. He shrugged after a second, putting on Phichit's hoodie, which turned out to be The King and The Skater themed, like most of his belongings.

    15 minutes later, Phichit came out of the men's room with a soaking wet, but clean, black hoodie. "I'm sorry, I got it clean, but I couldn't dry it! You can wear mine, and I'll buy you a new one! Or we can wait until it dries, and I'll temporarily buy myself a new one, or you can keep it, which is totally fine, or y-" he rambled, blushing like mad.
     I had been Phichit's best friend since a very young age, and I had never seen him like this before, but I understood what it was. Phichit had a big crush on tall, dark, and rainbow feathered! It wad cute, the mixture of their personalities.
  
      Seung-Gil then interrupted him. "Phichit, it's fine, we can just wait until mine dries and I'll buy you a new one, for being so polite. Please, I insist," he responded, smiling slightly. Phichit freaking melted.
    "I, um, well, ah, uh, okay!" he stuttered, blushing like mad. Everyone gave each other a sly look. This was one of the things we planned.
   
     "Hey guys, I don't feel so good..." Minami started, the first step out of several. "Uhhhhh, me neither," Leo stated, gripping his stomach with surprising convincing. "Hey, Phichit, Seung-Gil, can you two stay here to retrieve our luggage while the rest of us go to the little CVS?" I asked, proceeding to the next step. "I'm cool. What about you, Phichit?" SG asked Phichit, doing the puppy thing that made you see the 'phichit.exe. has broken down' in his eyes. He brought himself together to say "Uh, yeah! We got it! D-don't worry Yuuri, g-go he-elp them!" I smiled. "Thanks, guys! We'll be back soon!"
         Then our group went to 'CVS'. In reality, we turned the corner and assumed stations. Leo and Guang-Hong sat at a bench,holding hands and hunched over GH's phone, the two we were trying to get together too preoccupied to notice them properly.
  
     Michele, Emil, and Minami then assumed position at the ice cream cart.
       As Viktor and I started signing things people had brought (we might've accidentally formed a small crowd) I thought how this airport had more things than my hometown.
    
     We eventually finished signing, and collapsed on a bench out of sight of the other two, as everyone gave us a thumbs up from their stations, indicating it was time for Part Two in Operation Opposites.
        I smiled, grabbed Viktor's hand, and we proceeded for Part Two.


To be continued.... (Swearsies!)

Shout out to the lovely TheDerpyUnicornGamez for telling me that all these dorky, kinda stupid ideas were good! You rock!