aye aye captain ~ hq chatfic

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oikawa: so guess what guys

teru: que paso?

oikawa: i finally grew some balls and asked iwachan out

daichi: good job i didnt know you had any!

kageyama: good job oikawa senpai.

oikawa: daichi ur so meannn :((

ushijima: okay hello everyone!

moniwa: hello tendou.

ushijima: i love how you guys know its me.

ushijima: well i would like to know if you guys know who ushijima might like

oikawa: ....

oikawa: no idea.

futakuchi: why? are you gonna set him up someone?

ushijima: uh sure. so nothing at all?

bokuto: he did say something about going after goshiki but i think it was a joke

miya: i dont like how we are all so serious

mattsun: yes i agree

hanamaki: tendou, i believe that if you try your hardest you can make anything happen, if you know what i mean.

ushijima: thank you for the advice one of oikawa's friends. do you mind if i delete the messages ? i wouldn't want ushijima to see.

daichi: yeah thats fine!

ushijima wakatoshi has deleted 11 messages. tap to undo.

ushijima: bye guys i'll see you around.

kuroo: weird.

kageyama: was it just me or was tendou not being himself.

oikawa: oh my little kouhai! you are so observant!

miya: stop kissing his ass gay boy, kageyama i think you are right

oikawa: you are gay too, at least my hair is natural

miya: well does it matter if i bleach my hair?

oikawa: YES! IT FRIES YOUR ENDS AND IT HOLLOWS OUT YOUR HAIR FOLLICLES

miya: okay jesus i cant take you seriously

mattsun: what are we going to do about tendou

ushijima: tendou?

daichi: oh hey ushijima

ushijima: hey...tendou was here?

kuroo: yeah, briefly

ushijima: strange i havent seen him all day, how could he have gotten a hold of my phone

futakuchi: did you leave it somewhere?

ushijima: no. i had it on me all day

moniwa: how peculiar

daishou: yeah, anyways i want some memes

mattsun: our meme reservoir is dry

hanamaki: mine arent

oikawa: oh jesus christ

mattsun:

oikawa: whoever made this makes me wanna kms

daichi: is

teru: he

kuroo: GAY OR EUROPEAN

bokuto: WE MAY NEVER KNOW

mattsun: IF HIS SHORTS WERE ANY SHORTER HIS ASS WOULD REALLY SHOW

hanamaki: IS HE GAY OR EUROPEAN

daishou: TO PROVE OUR POINT HERE WE GO

miya: LETS WATCH THIS PLEASANT VIDEO

hanamaki: yo i look hot

ushijima: he's totally gay

oikawa: NO SHIT GUYS

hanamaki: mattsun you look so hot in this jesus

mattsun: when am i not hot

futakuchi: true

moniwa: ushijima how do you feel about this video?

ushijima: reon hit a very nice serve

miya: oh man

kageyama: ILL TELL YOU WHAT I THINK

kageyama: THIS VIDEO GIVES ME VIETNAM FLASHBACKS LIKE HOW DARE THAT STRAWBERRY LOOKIN ASS BOI TRY TO GUESS MY BLOCK LIKE WHAT DRUGS ARE TOU ON AND WHAT GEL DO YOU USE?

oikawa: i bet tobio wakes up in the morning and asks himself "which direction do i gel my hair downwards"

kageyama: no i think about how im going to beat tendou one day

ushijima: keep dreaming

kageyama: what?

ushijima: tendou is not clumsy. he is very talented and deserves very much to play in nationals. but you took it from him. i've been to nationals before. but tendou? no. you tobio have three more years to get to nationals, tendou only had this year.

daichi: silently cries in the corner because that was so cute

ushijima: i-uh- tendou wrote that.

oikawa: even ushijima stutters in text

mattsun: and we know u r lying it was you

ushijima: yes, but denying makes everything easier

a/n:
henlo!!!
this was kinda a boring chapter and im sorryyyyyy

like literally it was so lame

but anyways i entered this book in the wattys as a way to protest wattpad kinda even tho im probs doing the opposite

so please vote and comment! (idk how it works lol)

any ways i love you alllll

see you all very soon, until next update!

-i.c.