oikawa: so im going on a date with iwachan today
ushijima: congrats
oikawa: thats it?
oikawa: no 'oikawa im the only one for you' or some shit?
ushijima: im sorry oikawa but the world doesnt revolve around you
daichi: oh shit what did i miss
oikawa: you joined late
daichi: sorry i dont have an alarm for you tooru since frankly you are unpredictable
teru: miya u bastard cum
teru: oops wrong chat
miya: fuck you teru
miya: we were totally not sexting
teru: we totally were
miya: fuck you x2 teru
teru: YOU DIDNT EVEN CALL ME BABY
miya: teru... dont start....
teru: fine.
miya: i'll add you back to the chat
miya: we'll be right back after i finish
bokuto: wow this is dead :(
hanamaki: we cannot save it anymore
mattsun: the chatroom is officially dead
kuroo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
kageyama: ...the fuck?
daichi: KAGEYAMA
moniwa: KAGEYAMA
futakuchi: KAGEYAMA
oikawa: KAGEYAMA
kageyama: ߷ finna ߷ spinna ߷ until ߷ i'm ߷ the ߷ spinna ߷ winna ߷ at ߷ first ߷ i ߷ was ߷ a ߷ spinna ߷ beginna ߷ but ߷ now ߷ i ߷ channel ߷ my ߷ inna ߷ spinna ߷ and ߷ i ߷ eat ߷ spinna ߷ for ߷ dinna ߷߷ finna ߷ spinna ߷ until ߷ i'm ߷ the ߷ spinna ߷ winna ߷ at ߷ first ߷ i ߷ was ߷ a ߷ spinna ߷ beginna ߷ but ߷ now ߷ i ߷ channel ߷ my ߷ inna ߷ spinna ߷ and ߷ i ߷ eat ߷ spinna ߷ for ߷ dinna ߷߷ finna ߷ spinna ߷ until ߷ i'm ߷ the ߷ spinna ߷ winna ߷ at ߷ first ߷ i ߷ was ߷ a ߷ spinna ߷ beginna ߷ but ߷ now ߷ i ߷ channel
ushijima: what is a spinna
hanamaki: hold me while i cry
mattsun: did you mean a fidget spinner?
ushijima: oh an autism ?
daishou: ushijima that is very offensive
kuroo: BABYGIRL
daishou: DADDY
ushijima: i am sorry if i offended you for saying the word autism. my mind doesnt function normally because the sport of volleyball has taken up most of the space in my brain. in order for me to play volleyball and not be gay while i do it i have to devote most of my brain power to volleybal and because of this i cannot devote even a small section of brain to focus of the feelings of others. therefore i am sorry if i offended you for saying the word autism.
oikawa: ߷ finna ߷ spinna ߷ until ߷ i'm ߷ the ߷ spinna ߷ winna ߷ at ߷ first ߷ i ߷ was ߷ a ߷ spinna ߷ beginna ߷ but ߷ now ߷ i ߷ channel ߷ my ߷ inna ߷ spinna ߷ and ߷ i ߷ eat ߷ spinna ߷ for ߷ dinna ߷߷ finna ߷ spinna ߷ until ߷ i'm ߷ the ߷ spinna ߷ winna ߷ at ߷ first ߷ i ߷ was ߷ a ߷ spinna ߷ beginna ߷ but ߷ now ߷ i ߷ channel ߷ my ߷ inna ߷ spinna ߷ and ߷ i ߷ eat ߷ spinna ߷ for ߷ dinna ߷߷ finna ߷ spinna ߷ until ߷ i'm ߷ the ߷ spinna ߷ winna ߷ at ߷ first ߷ i ߷ was ߷ a ߷ spinna ߷ beginna ߷ but ߷ now ߷ i ߷ channel
ushijima: stop it with that gay shit
moniwa: ushijima that is offensive
ushijima: i am sorry if i offended you for saying the word gay. my mind doesnt function normally because the sport of volleyball has taken up most of the space in my brain. in order for me to play volleyball and not be gay while i do it i have to devote most of my brain power to volleybal and because of this i cannot devote even a small section of brain to focus of the feelings of others. therefore i am sorry if i offended you for saying the word gay.
daishou: oh my god....
ushijima: i am sorry if i offended you
kuroo: i think we broke ushijima.
ushijima: im sorry if i offended you
oikawa: at least he isnt saying any stupid shit
ushijima: fuck you oikawa.... im sorry if i offended you
kageyama: Im ❤ daddys 🍆💦💦 little fidget spinner ߷ when daddy feels horny 💕💕 he lifts me up 👆👆 and puts me on ⬇️⬇️ his huge cock 😍😍🍆🍆 and i spin and spin 🔄🔄 whirrr 🔄🔄 i get so dizzy but daddy keeps me spinning 💕💕 until i squirt 💦💦💦 leaving me all wet with his cummies 🍆🍆💕💕💦💦 god ⛪⛪ im such a spinny 😚 dizzy ☺☺🙃 little slut 😍😍 for daddy 🍆🍆
ushijima: what the FUUUCK
daichi: dear god, can i get new friends? mine seem to be broken...
a/n!!
helloooooo!!
long time no see its literally almost been a month lol
anyways thanks for all the reads and votes and comments !! i literally love you guys so much
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{{this chapter is dedicated to ciera last name unknown, because shes amazing (and she sent me the fidget spinner stuff)}}
anyways i love you all veryveryvery much and i will see u all soon!!!
bye!
-i.c.
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Fanfiction*in which the haikyuu captains make a groupchat* ushijima: but oikawa is very gay too? terushima: was that a question? kuroo: does oikawa tooru is gay? oikawa: only gay for iwachan. ;)) bokuto: SHIT oikawa: OH SHIT NO FUCK NO S T O PPPPP ranked #111...
