if horses could text (Completed)

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Horse- mom mom mom mom mum mum mumummmmmuuuummmm

Groom- I'm not your mom. Your mom is out of state.....stop bugging me.

Horse- but your not my mom...come here!! I need to bite you!

Groom- I'm on my break.

Horse- get over here!! Where is my mom!!!

Groom- We already went over this...she is out of state on vacation.

Horse- hmmm groom...whats A vacation?

Groom- a vacation is where you relax. Leave me alone...im on break!!!

Horse- groom? Can I get a brushing...im dirty.

Horse- groom..is anyone there?

Horse- groom?

Horse- Hello?

Horse- helllo...its me...dont mind me I'm just lonesome...stuck in...all muddy...

Horse-...hello...its me....just wandering where your at...

Horse- oh hey groom!!!! There you are, do you have an apple?????

Groom- yes. But...not for you. I'm back from my break...your Crystal clean...why do you need groomed?

Horse- see look I have mud on my nose!!

Groom- it's called sand....im outta here.

Horse- NOOOOOOooooooo. Okie.