Ch.3 michael. Prank day

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Prank daaaaaaaayyyy!!!! Every year I have a prank day. It's usually on July 8th but I figured I would change it up a bit. Surprise the boys. I woke up super early and put Boobie traps everywhere.
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I hear alarms clocks go off and I know it's show time.

There's a loud bang, water splashing, and squeaking. Followed by...

"AHHH WHAT THE FUCK!?" Luke shouts.

"OWW GOD DAMN YOU CLIFFORD!" Calum screams

"Oh has hell come early?" Ashton inquiries.

I walk out of my room and see Luke stretched out on the floor. Soaking wet. Ashton holding his head sat up against a wall. Calum holding his head struggling to get up.

I greased the hall and added water above Luke's door and extra grease to Ashton and calums doors.

Ash and cal went to investigate what happened to Luke and slid into each other full speed.

Oh what I would have gave to see that.
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After a few hours of no pranks I decided it was a bit too quiet. They were sitting in the living room and I grabbed a pot and some fire crackers and a lighter and lit that shit up.

I hid around the corner after I had placed them behind the couch. Banging ensued.

"HOLY FUCKING HELLLLLL!!" Calum screeches as he immediately jumps up into the air from the couch.

"OH MY GODDD" Luke yells following Calums actions

"DAMN YOU TO HELL MICHAEL CLIFFORD.  BIG RED FUCKING DOG!" Ashton yells as he jumps up and slips. Face planting.

Oops
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Ashton's nose bled after the last prank so I dialed it down a bit.

I rigged the cabinets to shoot silly string when opened and all doors to set off party poppers when opened.

I rigged a door to have a ball swing down and hit whoever opens the door.

I might have invited maya over so she can see this all go down.

Luke basically ate silly string, calum got nailed in the face with a basketball and Ashton almost had a heart attack from the party poppers.

This is amazing. Best day ever.

Maya showed me some pranks she pulled on her friends so we're going to try them out.

"Can you teach me how to do what you did to Luke when you met him please?" I asked

"Yeah I don't see a problem with it." She replied. Wooow she's good at acting.

"Okay throw a punch at me and I'll catch it then we'll trade places yeah?" She said.

"Cool" I replied

She kicked the counter and turned her head quickly to fake ask what it was. Then I fake punched her. She screamed in pain. It sounded so real. She immediately grasped her jaw. And fake passed out.

"GUYS HELP!" I shouted at the boys.

They all come running in to see me holding maya on the floor.

"Oh my GOD MICHAEL. WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Luke screams.

"She's out cold" Ashton says examining her.

"NO IM NOT" maya shouts scaring the boys.

"I'm done." Ashton says throwing his hands over his head.
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After all was over and maya went home. We all went to our respective rooms and went to sleep.

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